Paige DeSorbo

It's just a lesson.

Your husband, your kids and your pets are never going to do what you want them to do.

And the funniest part about this whole thing is I accidentally got married like five years ago.

Yeah.

And you got married.

One time I called my mom and I didn't realize I was on speaker.

And I was like, you want to know what, mom?

I'm really annoyed at you.

And she was like, for what?

And I was like, I think that it was your duty to tell me that.

how useless men actually are.

Like, no, seriously, mom, when's the last time a man was useful to you?

I was like, in the last two weeks, has dad done something that was so pivotal in your life?

And she goes, Paige, you're on speaker.

hey this is thanksgiving and i was like no let's if we're really gonna talk about it let's actually talk about name one thing put them on and she's like actually like your dad does do a lot of it i go name them name them i was like i wasn't even talking about him i was just talking about men in general i think that was the biggest shock in my 30s that i thought they were like

I just thought they were doing more out here.

I thought they were out here doing more.

Okay, then all of a sudden your friends start having babies and they're telling you their birth stories and they're like, I'm on all fours.

I'm doing no epidural.

I'm talking to a girl yesterday.