Paige DeSorbo
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Also, I've been at parties where people don't know that I cry over weed, but they all just disappear in the bathroom and I'm sitting outside and they're all in the bathroom and I'm like, someone has a stomachache.
And then they come out and I'm like, is everyone okay?
And they're like, yeah.
And then they're like dancing and like no one ran up by me.
I went to the gyno for the first time in like a long time.
When your pussy's this little, you don't have to get it checked up because it's like not even there.
It's like nothing can even go in there.
It's literally not even there.
You can't even find it.
Being a girl is crazy though.
Like they literally just shove something in you.
And I was like, I wasn't in the mood for it.
A stainless steel duck beak.
She's so dumb.
Like when my mom tried to dress me in like dresses with a matching hat, I was like, burn me at stake.
Like I'd rather kill myself than be dressed in this matching set.