Paige DeSorbo
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Wait, can we normalize strifling?
Everyone knows football is gay.
The closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together is when I'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room.
I think it's because, like, you kind of like the drama a little more than me.
I thrive on it.
Next thing you know, you're running.
There should be signs like, you know, it says no biking on the sidewalk.
What happened to after school activity?
It's after school activities.
You know it's not pronounced dash hounds?
Apparently it's dachshunds.
D-A-S-C-H-O-U-N-D-S.
Along those lines, like close to that.
I thought Dachshund was a whole separate breed.
There was Connor and Cupid and Dachshund and Blitzen.
Donner and Blitzen.
Donner and Blitzen.