Paige DeSorbo

You'll never get ahead in this world.

When I was 26, there were bars just for beer pong.

We weren't there to drink.

We were there to compete.

We were there to like live our dreams.

This is when the world started to turn for the worst.

When people started filling their beer pong cups with water and, and just drinking the beer.

No, that's why COVID happened.

Cause we didn't have the antibodies.

When a ball rolls and gets kicked across the entire bar and then you take it and you throw it in a beer and that person chugs it.

That's why we were able to face like germs.

I have to say when a guy's good at flip cup.

I'm like, it's the hottest thing ever.

When a guy's bad at flip-flop, I'm like, you would finger my thigh.

Well, it doesn't make sense.

Like, we all have roommates, right?

And then you get to the point where you try to not have a roommate.

But then when you meet a guy, now you're forced to have a roommate.

Right.

But this roommate literally takes up half the bed and is hot and is breathing in your fucking face.