Paige DeSorbo

And she was like, for what?

And I was like, I think that it was your duty to tell me that.

how useless men actually are.

Like, no, seriously, mom, when's the last time a man was useful to you?

I was like, in the last two weeks, has dad done something that was so pivotal in your life?

And she goes, Paige, you're on speaker.

hey this is thanksgiving and i was like no let's if we're really gonna talk about it let's actually talk about name one thing put them on and she's like actually like your dad does do a lot of it i go name them name them i was like i wasn't even talking about him i was just talking about men in general i think that was the biggest shock in my 30s that i thought they were like

I just thought they were doing more out here.

I thought they were out here doing more.

Okay, then all of a sudden your friends start having babies and they're telling you their birth stories and they're like, I'm on all fours.

I'm doing no epidural.

I'm talking to a girl yesterday.

She's like, I'm pregnant with twins and I'm deciding if I'm doing it natural.

Like we're just so much better now.

Once you start bringing in labor, I'm like, where do you guys compete with us?

Where do you measure up in anything?

It's too much for me to handle.

I'm also on one today.

I was like, good morning.

How are you?