Patton Oswalt
speaker
12 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 28 Jul
Patton Oswalt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah.
Hey, guys.
It's Patton Oswalt.
I am in Tarrytown, New York, also known as Sleepy Hollow, home of the Headless Horseman.
And that got me to thinking, if there was an urban myth or a cryptid that could be proven to be real and exist and true, what would you want to be proven to be real?
This, of course, being the town of the legendary Headless Horseman.
I don't know why, but I would really, really love it if the Loch Ness Monster was real.
I think that would be really cool if there was just this giant dinosaur that managed to find a way to live in a lake in Scotland.
There's something very beautiful about that.
So my choice is the Loch Ness Monster.
All right.
Keep your heads about you.
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