Patton Oswalt asks about mythical creatures

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HeadGum Promo / That Was Us Promo (Unknown - HeadGum network voice) 0:01
This is a HeadGum Podcast.
Tig Notaro 0:06
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Mae Martin 0:21
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Tig Notaro 0:34
You know the feeling. You're going about your day feeling handsome, getting stuff done, and living your best life. And then you have a what if, an intrusive thought that won't go away. Sometimes these fears can be so powerful they keep you from leaving the house or being present with someone you care about. Sometimes that can make you believe something about yourself that simply isn't true.
Mae Martin 0:55
For millions of people, that's not just anxiety. That's OCD. And most of them have no idea. It's not the organizing stereotype. Real OCD is persistent, unwanted, intrusive thoughts that feel totally out of character. Along with mental or physical behaviors you feel really driven to do to get relief, even when it never actually comes. These thoughts can feel very real, which is what makes them so upsetting.
Tig Notaro 1:17
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Mae Martin 2:05
When we last left our gloriously unhinged queen and her raven sidekick Jojo, the unlikely besties had fled to the woods for a simpler life. Well, it didn't last. Queen Mo is back on the throne, an heir apparent and facing her greatest challenge yet. Produce an heir before her 40th birthday or lose everything and spend eternity as keeper of the menstruary.
Tig Notaro 2:26
It has everything. Tradwives, polycules, Sasquatch mercenaries, milk people, toad on mole romance, a child named Barbara. Seriously, everything. When was the last time you heard of a child named Barbara?
Mae Martin 2:40
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Fortune Feimster 3:08
Welcome to the Handsome Pod. Hi, Fortune. It's Tig. Hi, Tig. It's Fortune. Hi. Who else do we have here? Hey, guys. It's May.
Mae Martin 3:17
Hey, May. How are you? Hi, guys.
Fortune Feimster 3:20
How are you? What's up, you guys? Yeah. What is up? You were in Palm Springs?
Mae Martin 3:26
I was in Palm Springs for a night, and then I went to Idlewild for the first time. How was that?
Fortune Feimster 3:31
Did you see my hair and makeup artist?
Mae Martin 3:36
I bet I did. I bet I passed her. It's so nice up there. It's very queer. I couldn't believe it. How queer? What was going on? Just rainbow flags everywhere. A lot of Keep It Handsomes coming at me. Oh, really? Yeah. It's nice up there. Wow.
Fortune Feimster 3:55
Would you relocate?
Mae Martin 3:57
Absolutely not. It's a little too quiet, yeah? It's a little too quiet, yeah. And if there was a big lake, maybe, but I like to jump in a big lake, you know?
Fortune Feimster 4:08
If your house falls off the cliff, you could just put it on a trailer and drive it up to Idlewild.
Mae Martin 4:14
Just park the trailer. Yeah. That's a good idea, putting my house on a trailer.
Fortune Feimster 4:19
Yeah. Yeah. It's one of the best ideas.

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