Patton Oswalt
speaker
307 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 20 Jun
Patton Oswalt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
What kind of rat are you?
Well, I'm the doing cocaine rat.
I'm the constipated sleepless rat.
That's what I pulled in the lab.
In God's lab, I'm constipated and sleepless.
God is doing a test of the effect of all of my dreams failing on a 43-year-old man.
I'm currently doing that experiment.
That's what some people would do.
Hey, how do your joints feel, little fella?
Well, rats and fruit flies.
It's weird.
Well, when we teach rats to talk and that's coming.
Can I just say all 14 of those kids should be put in jail now?
Right.
Just jail them now.
Yeah.
Before they rob me.
Yeah, just jail them.
Aren't you asking the universe to kill them if you tattoo them at that age?
You kind of need to stop them right there.
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