Patton Oswalt

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307 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 20 Jun

Patton Oswalt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Adam Carolla Show · Seth MacFarlane + Patton Oswalt (Carolla Classics) · 20 Jun 2026 podcast

Yeah.

I got some space on my left thigh.

Whenever you see a little kid, and he's around maybe an animal or some kind of weird food substance, and you're like, if that kid gets a boner at the wrong time, that's a new fetish.

Where he's like, I need you to trim the bushes in the back of my house and get frightened by a bee.

That is how I get off.

And you realize, oh, he was six, got his first boner.

There was a guy trimming hedges and a bee frightened him, and that became sexual.

Something creepy like that.

Then I need to be locked.

I've never understood, especially, you know, I understand it in older Victorian societies and maybe religious communities.

I don't get...

the attachment to the human body once you're dead.

I've made it so clear in my will and on my driver's license.

When I'm dead, do whatever you want with my body.

What if some guy gets his man boob shot off in a drive-by?

You know what I mean?

Or some sicko reading this.

Welcome, get ready for the greatest season of Wipeout ever filmed.

Or just go to businesses and go, can you offer donor discounts?

Would Arby's offer you a free small fries?

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