Patton Oswalt
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307 appearances
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first heard Jun 2026
last heard 20 Jun
Patton Oswalt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Also, some scumwad would then make fake donor stickers and everyone would put them on their stupid... Obviously, you could go down to MacArthur Park and buy as many as you needed.
Yo, yo, donor stickers.
So we're going to do this now, and you can work it out with your pretend god later.
And boy, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, in 40 years, the people that are protesting stem cells, gay marriage and gays in the military are going to in like historical documentaries about this time are going to seem so bizarre and stupid that like the people were still fighting about.
Yeah, it was weird.
That was still going on.
Stem cells?
Those people in 40 years, within their own lifetimes, it would be like if you're watching a documentary about the first moon landing in 1970.
Right.
And there were people protesting going to the moon because they thought there were witches up there.
Yeah.
He was a Klansman.
And he was like, well, I was young.
I bet if you had a YouTube channel, we'd have some pretty horrible stuff to play during your campaign.
He filibustered for 27 hours to stop integration.
Right.
The fact that we're still debating evolution is like the guy, that intern that I described going –
well, wait a minute, what if, shouldn't it be $15,000?
Why did you have her on, you idiot?
You just need to fill time.
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