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Patton Oswalt

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
534 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

Actually, yeah, I can't judge it that much because I was very driven and ambitious from a very young age. Once I realized comedy was what I wanted to do, I was driven. But it just seems to me that we are now living in the vengeance of people who just were grinding from an early age and never... Because yes, I was grinding, but I was also experiencing stuff.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

Actually, yeah, I can't judge it that much because I was very driven and ambitious from a very young age. Once I realized comedy was what I wanted to do, I was driven. But it just seems to me that we are now living in the vengeance of people who just were grinding from an early age and never... Because yes, I was grinding, but I was also experiencing stuff.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

I was traveling, having wasted nights with friends, just doing stuff. And now you're... But now we seem to be... at the mercy of all these tech bros and crypto bros and people that, and there's nothing wrong with like, I want to make as much money as possible. If that's what turns you on, absolutely do that. But they're now hitting their 40s and they're realizing, I don't really have any memories.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

I was traveling, having wasted nights with friends, just doing stuff. And now you're... But now we seem to be... at the mercy of all these tech bros and crypto bros and people that, and there's nothing wrong with like, I want to make as much money as possible. If that's what turns you on, absolutely do that. But they're now hitting their 40s and they're realizing, I don't really have any memories.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

I don't really have any interests. And I think that they suspect the people that hang out with me are hanging out with me because I have a house full of toys and a cool yacht, but they wouldn't be doing this. They wouldn't come over to my shitty apartment and play video games with me. Because there's no me here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

I don't really have any interests. And I think that they suspect the people that hang out with me are hanging out with me because I have a house full of toys and a cool yacht, but they wouldn't be doing this. They wouldn't come over to my shitty apartment and play video games with me. Because there's no me here.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

So then they're trying to โ€“ they're insisting on coolness as if the world owes me this. I have the most money I should be thought of as cool. I don't even need to name names. You know who I'm talking about right now.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

So then they're trying to โ€“ they're insisting on coolness as if the world owes me this. I have the most money I should be thought of as cool. I don't even need to name names. You know who I'm talking about right now.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

It reminds me of the kids in school that would be like, I have perfect attendance. If you don't have straight A's, you shouldn't brag about having perfect attendance because it means nothing. It just means that you... showed up every day like a rat hitting a lever. But it also means you didn't learn anything. I don't know why people brag about perfect attendance if you don't have straight A's.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

It reminds me of the kids in school that would be like, I have perfect attendance. If you don't have straight A's, you shouldn't brag about having perfect attendance because it means nothing. It just means that you... showed up every day like a rat hitting a lever. But it also means you didn't learn anything. I don't know why people brag about perfect attendance if you don't have straight A's.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

I skipped school and I have better grades than you. And when I skipped school, I would either, I'd stay home all day and watch movies or I'd sneak into the city or my friends and I would go, I didn't skip school all the time. I wasn't a bad kid, but it was just like, go have a, it was really telling that, It was really telling when that footage leaked.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

I skipped school and I have better grades than you. And when I skipped school, I would either, I'd stay home all day and watch movies or I'd sneak into the city or my friends and I would go, I didn't skip school all the time. I wasn't a bad kid, but it was just like, go have a, it was really telling that, It was really telling when that footage leaked.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

They called it a leak of AOC in college on that rooftop with her friends dancing and being a goofball. And they were like, that's the end of her political career. This is it. It's like... And anyone else watching would be like, that's what you do in college. You hang out with your friends. And you realize these people never did that. They never did that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

They called it a leak of AOC in college on that rooftop with her friends dancing and being a goofball. And they were like, that's the end of her political career. This is it. It's like... And anyone else watching would be like, that's what you do in college. You hang out with your friends. And you realize these people never did that. They never did that.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

And it wasn't that they were ever excluded or ostracized. They got invited to parties, but they're like, I got to grind. I got to grind because then I'll show these people and then they'll all think I'm cool. And then they get to that point where they're like, they have all the money, but there's nothing to talk about.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

And it wasn't that they were ever excluded or ostracized. They got invited to parties, but they're like, I got to grind. I got to grind because then I'll show these people and then they'll all think I'm cool. And then they get to that point where they're like, they have all the money, but there's nothing to talk about.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

They own a $100,000 rare sound system, and then you look at their LP collection, and it's the best of U2, best of Blondie. Are there any actual albums or groups that you like that the album itself means something to you? But I have the best of all their stuff, and I'm playing it on the most expensive thing. It's like, but you're not getting any pleasure from this, you know, and nobody wants to.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

They own a $100,000 rare sound system, and then you look at their LP collection, and it's the best of U2, best of Blondie. Are there any actual albums or groups that you like that the album itself means something to you? But I have the best of all their stuff, and I'm playing it on the most expensive thing. It's like, but you're not getting any pleasure from this, you know, and nobody wants to.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

So we're going to have to live through that vengeance right now. We're going to have to live through. And again, I hope a lot of the, I'm not, I'm not hoping, wishing ill will on any of them, except for the ones that are like actively damaging people out of vengeance because they're angry about their horrible behavior.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
South Beach Sessions - Patton Oswalt

So we're going to have to live through that vengeance right now. We're going to have to live through. And again, I hope a lot of the, I'm not, I'm not hoping, wishing ill will on any of them, except for the ones that are like actively damaging people out of vengeance because they're angry about their horrible behavior.