Patton Oswalt

They own a $100,000 rare sound system, and then you look at their LP collection, and it's the best of U2, best of Blondie. Are there any actual albums or groups that you like that the album itself means something to you? But I have the best of all their stuff, and I'm playing it on the most expensive thing. It's like, but you're not getting any pleasure from this, you know, and nobody wants to.

So we're going to have to live through that vengeance right now. We're going to have to live through. And again, I hope a lot of the, I'm not, I'm not hoping, wishing ill will on any of them, except for the ones that are like actively damaging people out of vengeance because they're angry about their horrible behavior.

So we're going to have to live through that vengeance right now. We're going to have to live through. And again, I hope a lot of the, I'm not, I'm not hoping, wishing ill will on any of them, except for the ones that are like actively damaging people out of vengeance because they're angry about their horrible behavior.

And again, it wasn't that they were, it wasn't that they had horrible childhoods. They chose horrible childhoods, thinking there was some kind of reward at the end of it. It's like, no, the reward is doing all your crazy shit when you're young and 15 and have the ability to recover. And that's when you get to have your crazy adventures.

And again, it wasn't that they were, it wasn't that they had horrible childhoods. They chose horrible childhoods, thinking there was some kind of reward at the end of it. It's like, no, the reward is doing all your crazy shit when you're young and 15 and have the ability to recover. And that's when you get to have your crazy adventures.

You can't wait till you're in your 60s and then demand some kid be your blood bag so then you can have your 20s and your 70s. That doesn't make any fucking sense.

You can't wait till you're in your 60s and then demand some kid be your blood bag so then you can have your 20s and your 70s. That doesn't make any fucking sense.

When I was really young, that show was such a, really shaped how I approached just creativity and life. Because when you think about that show... Oh, fuck. Okay, that show actually mirrors our current situation because think about that show. There's two billionaire evil scientists, Dr. Forrester and then Frank, his sidekick.

When I was really young, that show was such a, really shaped how I approached just creativity and life. Because when you think about that show... Oh, fuck. Okay, that show actually mirrors our current situation because think about that show. There's two billionaire evil scientists, Dr. Forrester and then Frank, his sidekick.

And they own everything and they're gonna take over the world and they're fucking miserable. They hate each other. They don't know how to have fun. They've trapped this guy on a satellite and they're sending him shitty movies to break his spirit. And then they're watching him and the robots having fun and making jokes in their horrible situation. And it drives them like...

And they own everything and they're gonna take over the world and they're fucking miserable. They hate each other. They don't know how to have fun. They've trapped this guy on a satellite and they're sending him shitty movies to break his spirit. And then they're watching him and the robots having fun and making jokes in their horrible situation. And it drives them like...

We should be the ones who are happy. I think it's the same thing like when rich, weird, rich white billionaires look at a little DIY punk show or some little hip hop show in a small space or people just doing, and they're like, how the fuck are these people happy? It's like, because they have a thing that they actually love doing.

We should be the ones who are happy. I think it's the same thing like when rich, weird, rich white billionaires look at a little DIY punk show or some little hip hop show in a small space or people just doing, and they're like, how the fuck are these people happy? It's like, because they have a thing that they actually love doing.

Nothing makes them angrier than watching a little independently owned bicycle store. Like, that's all you do is fix bikes and you have just enough money to live in a shitty apartment and eat shitty food? Yeah, and they look at their face and go, that guy is so fucking, how the fuck is he happy? I have the most expensive Wagyu beef in my house. I have this painting.

Nothing makes them angrier than watching a little independently owned bicycle store. Like, that's all you do is fix bikes and you have just enough money to live in a shitty apartment and eat shitty food? Yeah, and they look at their face and go, that guy is so fucking, how the fuck is he happy? I have the most expensive Wagyu beef in my house. I have this painting.

It's a piece of shit, but I paid 10 million and that should be respected. You know, this motherfucker, like they, it drives them crazy because they don't, they never learned how to access joy. And that's what, if you watch Mystery Science Theater, that is the tension of that show. It's these two guys who are in, they're the jailers, but all they have is, They have more liberty than Joel.

It's a piece of shit, but I paid 10 million and that should be respected. You know, this motherfucker, like they, it drives them crazy because they don't, they never learned how to access joy. And that's what, if you watch Mystery Science Theater, that is the tension of that show. It's these two guys who are in, they're the jailers, but all they have is, They have more liberty than Joel.

They don't have more freedom than Joel, and it's driving them insane.

They don't have more freedom than Joel, and it's driving them insane.

I mean, I just always wanted to do stuff that I thought was interesting. A lot of my metrics are, well, if I'm going to be really honest, my two metrics are I'm in this for the money and the anecdotes. I want really cool stories and I'd like to make some money. But I also love the I love getting a project where you're like, how are they going to pull this off? I have to say yes to this.