Patton Oswalt

So that could be somebody desperate for friendship by going, like, you guys have a clue. Come on, we're good, right? Yeah. That almost has a feeling of loneliness to me. You know, we break each other's balls. That's what we do. Come on. So... Treat them with ball-busting kindness, if that makes sense, if that's achievable.

Oh, yeah, well, I... It's at the beginning of, I think, my third or second-to-last special. I opened with a story about how I was heckled, and the guy won. And he was absolutely right. Like, he was absolutely friggin' right, and it was, like, right near the beginning of my career. And... Here's what you have to do in those situations, okay?

Oh, yeah, well, I... It's at the beginning of, I think, my third or second-to-last special. I opened with a story about how I was heckled, and the guy won. And he was absolutely right. Like, he was absolutely friggin' right, and it was, like, right near the beginning of my career. And... Here's what you have to do in those situations, okay?

Oh, yeah, well, I... It's at the beginning of, I think, my third or second-to-last special. I opened with a story about how I was heckled, and the guy won. And he was absolutely right. Like, he was absolutely friggin' right, and it was, like, right near the beginning of my career. And... Here's what you have to do in those situations, okay?

There are going to be nights where the audience wins or the heckler wins, especially when you're starting. And the most important thing to do is to wake up the next day and go, oh, world didn't end. It didn't affect anything. I have another chance to do it tonight. You can keep trying. You can keep doing it.

There are going to be nights where the audience wins or the heckler wins, especially when you're starting. And the most important thing to do is to wake up the next day and go, oh, world didn't end. It didn't affect anything. I have another chance to do it tonight. You can keep trying. You can keep doing it.

There are going to be nights where the audience wins or the heckler wins, especially when you're starting. And the most important thing to do is to wake up the next day and go, oh, world didn't end. It didn't affect anything. I have another chance to do it tonight. You can keep trying. You can keep doing it.

I think that's my strength and my weakness. I can end up seeing my haters point. Yeah. Also, I tell people, your hatred of me is no match for my self-loathing. Don't even try. I don't think you know what you're going up against right now.

I think that's my strength and my weakness. I can end up seeing my haters point. Yeah. Also, I tell people, your hatred of me is no match for my self-loathing. Don't even try. I don't think you know what you're going up against right now.

I think that's my strength and my weakness. I can end up seeing my haters point. Yeah. Also, I tell people, your hatred of me is no match for my self-loathing. Don't even try. I don't think you know what you're going up against right now.