Patton Oswalt
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1,066 appearances
7 recordings
4 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 8 Jun
Patton Oswalt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And then we would just, this is all on Facebook, just messaging back and forth for like three months.
Just, we never spoke on the phone, never met in person.
It was just somebody at the end of the day that I could talk to in the dark, lying in bed, which is what I would do with Michelle.
We just lie there and just talk in the dark and go about our day and go over our day and go over the world.
And it was just, and then that without it, without it becoming romantic or anything, it then became romantic.
Just having someone to talk to and then it turned into, and then we finally, God, I don't, we didn't meet face to face till May 20th.
And we started talking, texting on Facebook at the end of February.
And it was just, and there was a time where like, maybe we just should never meet.
Let's just talk like this.
And then we was like, oh no, we should meet.
And then that's just how it went.
Well, just based on my interests in my area of the world, but just maybe she should go, hi, I'm Kelly, I'm your realtor, and if it helps you, pretend that Professor X is selling you a house.
Thanks, Patton.
You know, that's mean for you to ask that as a question.
That was really, that's the way my wife asked me to do something.
I'm thinking it kind of depends on who she's talking to.
If you're dealing with a Republican MAGAvide,
I would just lean in and say, sorry about this.
I blame the vaccine.
You could say, sorry if I look a little different.
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