Paul Mark Morris

I looked at it and there were enduring qualities.

The enduring qualities are magical views, 5,000 square feet all on one level.

It had a beautiful infinity pool that was like carved into the edge of the mountainside.

I'm painting a very nice picture, right?

Wow, wow, wow, right?

You go in and there are, I think it's not an exaggeration, 100 overhead LED lights of the cheapest brand possible.

And there's not a dimmer in the whole house.

So you go in and you turn on the lights and it's like, you're like in a surgical theater.

It's interrogation rooms.

It's like, that's bad.

And then there was just so much wrong with the house, visible flaws and things that chase people away that if you do a little bit of work or a little bit of due diligence that you can work around.

And the bottom line is I ended up paying 4.65 million for it.

And let's just do the math.

It's 5,000 square feet.

And I brought a whole team in to inspect everything and then had a contractor who I trusted and said, you know, how much is it going to cost to fix all this stuff?

And the answer came back, you know, well under $200,000.

So let's redo that math.

4.65 million in with everything screwed up and $200,000 to fix it.

Now we're at 4.8.

You know what?