Penn Holderness

So I went to the Spank store in Charlotte to buy underwear for myself.

I just knew.

I'm like, all I need is like underwear.

I'll buy a bathing suit when I get there.

They did not in the Charlotte airport that I saw where the terminal where we were, they had no men's underwear.

So I was like, okay, boo.

And then I bought a bathing suit and just walked around with that for three days.

Everyone's like, oh yeah, I know.

That's Penn.

There's the guy in the blue bathing suit.

So I've got some other like vacation realizations.

Would you like to hear some of them?

Yeah.

Okay.

There's two types of vacations.

Okay.

There's the one that we normally take, which is full of new adventures and finding new things and like going for big hikes, working out, getting a lot of exercise, like really kind of seizing the day and making the most out of whatever situation that you're in.

Then there's the vacation where you try to set a new record for the fewest steps on your Apple Watch in one day.

Yeah, that's what we did.

We've never done that before.