Pete Smissen

But you never really saw the Queen being an arsehole to people or being rude.

And it seems like every other day there's video footage of Charles coming out of him just being a douchebag.

Yeah, but they're- I don't know what I would be like under those same circumstances.

They're highly selected.

Fair enough.

I can't wait to no longer hear about it, to be honest.

Like, it seems like our tabloids and those magazines, those women magazines that are always at the supermarket.

Don't get me started about those.

That's a whole different topic.

Stop talking about the royal family.

But they've got nothing else to talk about.

Just over it, yeah.

Celebrities.

Anything else you want to mention about the Queen or the King before we wrap up this episode?

No, I've got a thousand things, but I think that'll do.

We can just keep going.

One of my favourite stories, I heard one of these stories from some knight or something that knew the Queen and was friends with her, but he was like an old military, you know, dude in the UK and apparently he used to go up to, was it Balmoral you were saying, in Scotland and go hiking with her.

He was one of her guards.

Was it?

Okay.