Peter Lewis
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1,646 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 4d ago
Peter Lewis’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Also, I have clocks all over the house.
There are two things an intruder would immediately notice upon stepping onto the interior, uh, unwelcome mat of my front foyer.
It's alabaster marble streaked with jet, brings vanilla ice cream with swirls to mind, and both bear mentioning here.
The second thing would be the four-foot-long oval mirror in the entryway by the coat closet.
You always get a little something extra when you look into that thing.
But the first thing would be the hellish mahogany grandfather clock with the weighted steel pendulum.
Now that old bastard stands shadowy sentry between the dining room and the three carpeted steps leading down to my elaborately furnished entertainment center.
When that mother goes off, the angry, discordant peals rattle the 28 empty picture frames that fill the blank spaces of my walls.
Never the mirror, though.
No, that fucker never moves.
But the picture frames, unencumbered by the ghosts and demons that inhabit the mirror, dance to Grandfather's terrible tolling every time.
And it's not alone.
That clock is the Grandfather, right?
I also have a clock on my fireplace mantle.
There's an old-school twin bell alarm clock on my nightstand.
There's the oven clock, the microwave clock, both digital with beeper alarms.
And also a three-tiered glass cabinet bedecked with smaller clocks of silver and gold and many others besides.
The larger ones are set to strike at varying hours, and I wind or set them all between 8 a.m.
and 9 a.m.
each day.
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