Peter Sagal

Yes. After 46 days of Blank match between Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen and 150,000 online opponents working together ended in a draw. Chess? Yes, chess match. This week, visitors to an amusement park in Louisiana are suing after their kids were injured by Blank. No, by a prosthetic leg that flew off someone during a ride.

According to the parents, the prosthetic leg came flying off one of the roller coasters way up there, hit two of their kids, bounced off the ground, and then hit a third. They're fine, but this is why they always tell you to keep your arms and legs inside the ride. Bill, how did Dulcey do on our quiz?

According to the parents, the prosthetic leg came flying off one of the roller coasters way up there, hit two of their kids, bounced off the ground, and then hit a third. They're fine, but this is why they always tell you to keep your arms and legs inside the ride. Bill, how did Dulcey do on our quiz?

According to the parents, the prosthetic leg came flying off one of the roller coasters way up there, hit two of their kids, bounced off the ground, and then hit a third. They're fine, but this is why they always tell you to keep your arms and legs inside the ride. Bill, how did Dulcey do on our quiz?

Let's arbitrarily pick. Hari Kondabolu to go next, so hurry, fill in the blank. On Sunday, Blank revealed he had been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Joe Biden. Right. During a meeting at the White House, President Trump ambushed the president of Blank with false claims about white genocide in his country. South Africa. Right. On Wednesday, the Blank dropped 800 points. Dow. Yes.

Let's arbitrarily pick. Hari Kondabolu to go next, so hurry, fill in the blank. On Sunday, Blank revealed he had been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Joe Biden. Right. During a meeting at the White House, President Trump ambushed the president of Blank with false claims about white genocide in his country. South Africa. Right. On Wednesday, the Blank dropped 800 points. Dow. Yes.

Let's arbitrarily pick. Hari Kondabolu to go next, so hurry, fill in the blank. On Sunday, Blank revealed he had been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Joe Biden. Right. During a meeting at the White House, President Trump ambushed the president of Blank with false claims about white genocide in his country. South Africa. Right. On Wednesday, the Blank dropped 800 points. Dow. Yes.

This week, Louisiana authorities said they're searching for 10 inmates who escaped through a hole and left a note that said Blank. See ya. No, it said... That would have been good. What they actually said was, too easy, LOL. After being banned in 2020, hit game Fortnite has been returned to Blank's app store.

This week, Louisiana authorities said they're searching for 10 inmates who escaped through a hole and left a note that said Blank. See ya. No, it said... That would have been good. What they actually said was, too easy, LOL. After being banned in 2020, hit game Fortnite has been returned to Blank's app store.

This week, Louisiana authorities said they're searching for 10 inmates who escaped through a hole and left a note that said Blank. See ya. No, it said... That would have been good. What they actually said was, too easy, LOL. After being banned in 2020, hit game Fortnite has been returned to Blank's app store.

Yeah, yeah, Apple. Very good. Best known for playing Norm Peterson on Cheers, actor Blank passed away at the age of six. George Wendt. Yes, Chicago's own. For the second time in two years, a man in Texas is suing a fast food chain for a million dollars because they blanked. They got his order wrong. I'm going to give it to you because they put onions on his burger.

Yeah, yeah, Apple. Very good. Best known for playing Norm Peterson on Cheers, actor Blank passed away at the age of six. George Wendt. Yes, Chicago's own. For the second time in two years, a man in Texas is suing a fast food chain for a million dollars because they blanked. They got his order wrong. I'm going to give it to you because they put onions on his burger.

Yeah, yeah, Apple. Very good. Best known for playing Norm Peterson on Cheers, actor Blank passed away at the age of six. George Wendt. Yes, Chicago's own. For the second time in two years, a man in Texas is suing a fast food chain for a million dollars because they blanked. They got his order wrong. I'm going to give it to you because they put onions on his burger.

The man is suing Whataburger after he asked for no onions on his burger and got onions. He claims the mix-up caused him personal injuries. Meanwhile, the employee responsible for cutting the onions is like, if he's the one with injuries, why am I the one crying?

The man is suing Whataburger after he asked for no onions on his burger and got onions. He claims the mix-up caused him personal injuries. Meanwhile, the employee responsible for cutting the onions is like, if he's the one with injuries, why am I the one crying?

The man is suing Whataburger after he asked for no onions on his burger and got onions. He claims the mix-up caused him personal injuries. Meanwhile, the employee responsible for cutting the onions is like, if he's the one with injuries, why am I the one crying?

Okay. Here we go, Tom. This is for the game. Citing their continued military offensive in Gaza, the U.K. paused trade negotiations with blank. Israel. Right. On Tuesday, the White House announced plans for a new $175 billion blank defense system. Dome. Nuclear dome. Nuclear dome to guard against missiles. The Golden Dome.

Okay. Here we go, Tom. This is for the game. Citing their continued military offensive in Gaza, the U.K. paused trade negotiations with blank. Israel. Right. On Tuesday, the White House announced plans for a new $175 billion blank defense system. Dome. Nuclear dome. Nuclear dome to guard against missiles. The Golden Dome.

Okay. Here we go, Tom. This is for the game. Citing their continued military offensive in Gaza, the U.K. paused trade negotiations with blank. Israel. Right. On Tuesday, the White House announced plans for a new $175 billion blank defense system. Dome. Nuclear dome. Nuclear dome to guard against missiles. The Golden Dome.

On Thursday, the Treasury Department announced it would phase out the blank by next year. The penny. Right. On Tuesday, scientists warned that melting ice could lead blanks to rise by 12 inches every decade. Seas. Yes. This week, the Indy Motor Speedway held a race between six souped-up blanks.