Peter Sagal

This week, a lawmaker in Connecticut was criticized after he blanked during an event celebrating firefighters.

Burped.

No, parked in an emergency fire lane on Wednesday.

Cool.

Africa CDC warned that the blank outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo may be its worst ever.

Right.

On Monday, New York wine bar Lay was named Best New Restaurant at the Blank Awards.

James Beard?

Yes, even though it's still ongoing, the best headline of this year's Pride Month is blank.

Best headline for this year's Pride Month so far is, quote, enemy lesbian nuns quit convent and marry each other.

Enemy lesbian nuns?

Tale as old as time.

The two nuns apparently hated each other, but after deciding cloistered life wasn't in fact for them, they left the convent, moved in together to save money, and they finally confessed their feelings for each other while watching a rom-com called Love in the Villa.

And they've been together ever since.

So delightful.

The two look forward to getting married someday and walking down the aisle to that classic gay anthem, Ave Maria.

Alzo, did Karen Chee do well enough to win?

Nope.

But she got five right for ten more points, which makes her tied with Shane.

So they are co-champs.