Peter Sagal

No, I didn't say on special occasions.

Coming up, it's lightning fell on the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can see us most weeks right here at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, or you can catch us on the road.

Coming up, it's lightning fell on the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can see us most weeks right here at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, or you can catch us on the road.

Coming up, it's lightning fell on the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can see us most weeks right here at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, or you can catch us on the road.

We'll be in Des Moines, Iowa on July 10th and at Tanglewood in Western Massachusetts on August 28th. For tickets and info about all of our live shows, just head on over to nprpresents.org. Hi, everyone. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Hi, this is Kristen calling from Mount Lake Terrace, Washington. Mount Lake Terrace. Where's Mount Lake Terrace? Is that like near the coast?

We'll be in Des Moines, Iowa on July 10th and at Tanglewood in Western Massachusetts on August 28th. For tickets and info about all of our live shows, just head on over to nprpresents.org. Hi, everyone. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Hi, this is Kristen calling from Mount Lake Terrace, Washington. Mount Lake Terrace. Where's Mount Lake Terrace? Is that like near the coast?

We'll be in Des Moines, Iowa on July 10th and at Tanglewood in Western Massachusetts on August 28th. For tickets and info about all of our live shows, just head on over to nprpresents.org. Hi, everyone. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Hi, this is Kristen calling from Mount Lake Terrace, Washington. Mount Lake Terrace. Where's Mount Lake Terrace? Is that like near the coast?

It's basically between Seattle and Linwood. Okay. I have no idea where Linwood is, but I'll just take your word for it.

It's basically between Seattle and Linwood. Okay. I have no idea where Linwood is, but I'll just take your word for it.

It's basically between Seattle and Linwood. Okay. I have no idea where Linwood is, but I'll just take your word for it.

I'm going to ask you where you're from. I just want you to say Seattle, and we'll get on with it.

I'm going to ask you where you're from. I just want you to say Seattle, and we'll get on with it.

I'm going to ask you where you're from. I just want you to say Seattle, and we'll get on with it.

Welcome to the show, Kristen. Alzo Slade is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly, two of the limericks will be a winner. Ready to go? Sounds great. Here's your first limerick.

Welcome to the show, Kristen. Alzo Slade is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly, two of the limericks will be a winner. Ready to go? Sounds great. Here's your first limerick.

Welcome to the show, Kristen. Alzo Slade is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly, two of the limericks will be a winner. Ready to go? Sounds great. Here's your first limerick.

Right. Police in Ireland were sent to stop a bus after a passenger complained about someone eating really smelly chips. You know the golden rule, smell something, say something. The police actually refused to stop the bus. That's because it turns out there were cheese and onion flavored chips, so they called in the SWAT team.

Right. Police in Ireland were sent to stop a bus after a passenger complained about someone eating really smelly chips. You know the golden rule, smell something, say something. The police actually refused to stop the bus. That's because it turns out there were cheese and onion flavored chips, so they called in the SWAT team.

Right. Police in Ireland were sent to stop a bus after a passenger complained about someone eating really smelly chips. You know the golden rule, smell something, say something. The police actually refused to stop the bus. That's because it turns out there were cheese and onion flavored chips, so they called in the SWAT team.

Right. It is amazing to think on a bus somebody starts eating stinky chips and you're like, police? Yeah. All right, here is your next limerick.