Peter Sagal

So.

Here's your first question.

When the first White Castle restaurant opened in Wichita, Kansas in 1921, the founders wanted to establish with the potential customers a very specific reputation.

They wanted to be known as what?

A, the most pro-monarchy restaurant, B, the restaurant with the world's smallest food, or C, the most sanitary restaurant in town?

This was only a few years after Upton Sinclair's book, The Jungle, had come out.

Nobody wanted to eat ground beef.

They were afraid of what was in it.

So the white walls and the stainless steel of the White Castles were supposed to assure you of its cleanliness.

Here's your next question.

Once a year, White Castle goes all out to celebrate a particular holiday.

Which is it?

A, in December, they offer the meat menorah, where you can get eight sliders, one for each night of Hanukkah.

B, on Valentine's Day, White Castle becomes Love Castle, a fine dining restaurant complete with tablecloths, candles, and romantic music with which you can enjoy your meal.

Or C, on Halloween, one in ten burgers has a razor blade hidden in it.

The Love Castle.

This is a huge thing.

Tens of thousands of people show up at White Castle for Valentine's Day.

You can also get the discounted Sloppy Joe six-packs for some reason.

Here's your last question.