Peyton Ruddy

That's what they say.

I love to live.

Positive, positive joke.

I won't leave you hanging.

Everything about my life is crazy.

Just Uber.

Everything about my life is crazy.

I think having small balls is some of the most powerful things you can have.

Would you rather suck big ones?

No, but I'd rather have big ones and... Aria's huge balls.

I think having small balls is some of the most powerful things you can have.

Would you rather suck big ones?

No, but I'd rather have big ones.

Well, at one point in my life, I was doing life without in prison.

So I got life-thrown out for a drug trafficking case, and the police ended up being like a dirty cop.

So the shit ended up going back to trial, and they ended up giving me a plea deal that I took, and I was able to get out of prison again.

Yeah, I was definitely selling the drug.

Well, they offered me life, and they was like, either you take the life and do, like, 15 years, or we take it to trial.

I was like, you know, like, if I'm going to waste 15 years, I might as well just take it to trial, and it worked out on my behalf by taking it to trial.

Well, at one point in my life, I was doing life without in prison.