Peyton Ruddy
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
She's like, I'm not.
It's the love.
She does it till sadness comes out effervescently.
I'm 33 years old.
I am fine being the pretty girl in the relationship at this point.
And that works with blowjobs, by the way.
Blowjobs, cum comes out, then sadness, then blood if you keep going.
Well, actually, I've dated someone whose boyfriend before me killed himself.
So you gotta stop.
You gotta stop between sadness and blood.
But after a while, it's dangerous, because it's like, every time you're horny, you get sad.
That's the best.
Okay, I'm not saying go find a girl and depress her boyfriend.
Like, Paolo's dick over there.
Okay, you guys don't read, you don't know who Paolo is, but, uh... Good, good.
I'm saying if you did, it would be worth the time spent.
I should have ended right before that.
Because, dude, every time you're sad, you get a blow job.