Peyton Ruddy

And somebody vandalized my car.

And they scratched it, like, they made it so, because I was going to go to a Mexican guy to get it fixed, but it was un-Mexican-able.

And I told Houston Comics, they were like, yeah, welcome to Houston, bitch.

Like, it was too, too much.

It's funny because in Los Angeles, and I know you won't do this, but in Los Angeles, if you've got a dent in your car, you go to an Armenian guy.

And I know that's not possible for you guys.

I'm from Turkey, so OJ Simpson is not evil there.

Oh, I'll go to an Armenian guy.

When you tell a woman in Turkey, hey, OJ Simpson, they say, yeah, well, why was she cheating?

No, that's, he just, he said stuff that was, I don't even know, just Spanish shit.

It's not as potent, but I appreciate your effort.

They, I think, took a big stick with a pointy end to the hood.

Yeah, yeah.

He was also a comic.

You can't beat these people.

For sure.

And, yeah.

Yeah.

And they scratched it.

Like, they made it so... Because I was going to go to a Mexican guy to get it fixed, but it was un-Mexicanable.