PFT (Pardon My Take co‑host, Big Cat/PFT Commenter — likely PFT Commenter/host)

That sucks.

All right, my cool throne is meeting chicks because we talked about Bill Ackman the other day.

And Aubrey Huff, who is, I think his brain might be just gone.

Alpha male?

Yeah, alpha male.

He came up with a better Can I Meet You?

And Zach, I want you to try this one.

You ready for it?

Okay.

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar, do this.

I've done this countless times and it works nine times out of ten.

Walk up to the bar and stand confidently next to her.

Order your drink from the bartender and immediately look into her eyes and don't break eye contact until she does.

While looking into her soul, shout out to the bartender confidently and please, my good sir, get this little temptress whatever she's drinking.

So you following?

Yeah.

You're getting her a drink.

I'm following so far.

Introduce yourself in a seductive and deep confident tone, which intrigues her sexually, proving you're a confident man, not afraid to ask for what he wants.

Then make an offhand remark, which should make zero sense given the situation.