PFT (Pardon My Take co‑host, Big Cat/PFT Commenter — likely PFT Commenter/host)

Her curiosity is now peaked.

Yep.

When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin and a pen while you're writing your name and number on the napkin.

Speak these words in your best James Bond impression, which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, and with a touch of cocky arrogance.

Nice to meet you, sweet tits, and thank you for the drink.

I'll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I'm headed to.

Just slide the napkin to her while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab, then simply walk away, leaving the bar.

Sounds like a dick move, but you'll be amazed how many times you'll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

You ready for that?

Do I have to say sweet tits?

I think the sweet tits is mandatory.

That's the most important part.

I think it's the most important part.

There's a lot of check boxes on that one.

Yeah, and you had to basically trick this woman into buying you a drink.

now aubrey huff wouldn't happen to be divorced would he uh like probably multiple times yeah yeah who would have seen that coming no yeah he's uh he's just fighting with people online just getting upset i feel like he was like not very outspoken when he's playing and then he just became that i don't know

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I think he just got addicted to posting.

Yeah.