PJ Kirby

But basically, right, in the mass, the thing that took me back the most was when I was making my confirmation, I was terrified because I was told the bishop was going to smack me across the face.

And I was kind of in the church.

You see, so right, it's kind of Mandela.

Because I put up on my story, lads, I'm not smacking the kids anymore.

And everyone's messaging me back going, oh, girl, that was just you.

But then some people are messaging me going, no, I got a smack as well up the north side.

So I think the north, whatever bishop was coming to us.

Was clattering us across the face because we're all around the same age.

So do you know in your confirmation?

Not really.

So because you know when you're getting confirmed, they like put your hand on your head and then he's meant to tap you on the jaw.

But this fella smacked me.

And then this one message and goes in Italy, they do the same thing.

And I think this fella was just going by the book.

What did she say to me?

Father Gianluca.

Oh, she goes, can confirm this is a thing in Italy.

In my dialect, if someone says, I'm going to murder this, obviously.

Te chriseme.

Right.