Poo
speaker
255 appearances
5 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 27 May
Poo’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 5 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 5.
Appearances
How come when you wash your body, you're clean, you get out of the shower, you go to a clean towel,
And then all of a sudden, when you draw yourself, that towel gets dirty.
Your inner monologue has never introduced itself to you.
It's just that we somehow think that our inner monologue is ourselves.
Strange one.
I was in high school and I was seeing this bird.
As a virgin at the time, I had no fucking idea what I was doing.
But she fucking kept me calm and basically taught me fucking through the thing.
Anyways, mum then fucking made me pizza after that, which is fucking posh, guys.
That's fucking hectic, so... There's the irony about getting caught.
Anyways, boys, something else to pick your brain about.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Fucking the cunt goes home and fucking does some queen shit, plays Fortnite and doesn't get fucking laid.
Cheers, boys.
Jesus.
Shout out to you blokes and what you've created over the years and the events you've started to have.
It's fucking awesome.
Shout out to the community, the Alpha Blokes community.
I met this bloke by the name of Dino, which I believe you guys know.
He's been to a few of your events.
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