Post Malone

Like you were chill. I was not throwing gum every day.

Like you were chill. I was not throwing gum every day.

Like you were chill. I was not throwing gum every day.

Just occasionally. Oh, there's that fucker. Let's hit him with the gum. What is that, trident layers? That's good shit. That'll get stuck super good.

Just occasionally. Oh, there's that fucker. Let's hit him with the gum. What is that, trident layers? That's good shit. That'll get stuck super good.

Just occasionally. Oh, there's that fucker. Let's hit him with the gum. What is that, trident layers? That's good shit. That'll get stuck super good.

No, I don't know. I think it was always because I was... I always wanted to be myself, I guess. And we all know high school is super high school. Totally. So middle school, high school. And when I was a kid, too, this didn't start me off good at all because I wore slacks and a dress shirt every day and slicked my hair back because I saw my dad go to work and I was like, you know what?

No, I don't know. I think it was always because I was... I always wanted to be myself, I guess. And we all know high school is super high school. Totally. So middle school, high school. And when I was a kid, too, this didn't start me off good at all because I wore slacks and a dress shirt every day and slicked my hair back because I saw my dad go to work and I was like, you know what?

No, I don't know. I think it was always because I was... I always wanted to be myself, I guess. And we all know high school is super high school. Totally. So middle school, high school. And when I was a kid, too, this didn't start me off good at all because I wore slacks and a dress shirt every day and slicked my hair back because I saw my dad go to work and I was like, you know what?

That dude's cool as fuck. So I want to do that, too.

That dude's cool as fuck. So I want to do that, too.

That dude's cool as fuck. So I want to do that, too.

And you're like, because my dad does. And they're like, because my dad's cool, guys. What the fuck?

And you're like, because my dad does. And they're like, because my dad's cool, guys. What the fuck?

And you're like, because my dad does. And they're like, because my dad's cool, guys. What the fuck?

I remember for one year my school tried out a uniform, and I was already Gucci. I was like, oh, I didn't even have to change shit.

I remember for one year my school tried out a uniform, and I was already Gucci. I was like, oh, I didn't even have to change shit.

I remember for one year my school tried out a uniform, and I was already Gucci. I was like, oh, I didn't even have to change shit.

It's like, this is me. These are my PJs.

It's like, this is me. These are my PJs.

It's like, this is me. These are my PJs.

Kids are mean, yeah.

Kids are mean, yeah.

Kids are mean, yeah.

the sweetest kindest heart you're so sweet to people and I wonder like is is any of that because you don't want people to feel the way that you were treated well yeah I always I always think about that too and I know I think like it keeps me up some nights it'll be it'll be like say I was at dinner or something and I'm in the middle of taking a bite and someone will say hey can I have a picture with you and I'll be like

the sweetest kindest heart you're so sweet to people and I wonder like is is any of that because you don't want people to feel the way that you were treated well yeah I always I always think about that too and I know I think like it keeps me up some nights it'll be it'll be like say I was at dinner or something and I'm in the middle of taking a bite and someone will say hey can I have a picture with you and I'll be like

the sweetest kindest heart you're so sweet to people and I wonder like is is any of that because you don't want people to feel the way that you were treated well yeah I always I always think about that too and I know I think like it keeps me up some nights it'll be it'll be like say I was at dinner or something and I'm in the middle of taking a bite and someone will say hey can I have a picture with you and I'll be like

No, ma'am.

No, ma'am.

No, ma'am.

And I'll get up and I won't be as energetic as I used to be because I want to eat too, you know. Yeah, of course. And I always think and I'm like, man, I could have been so much kinder in that situation. And that kind of drives me nuts because I know how it feels to...

And I'll get up and I won't be as energetic as I used to be because I want to eat too, you know. Yeah, of course. And I always think and I'm like, man, I could have been so much kinder in that situation. And that kind of drives me nuts because I know how it feels to...

And I'll get up and I won't be as energetic as I used to be because I want to eat too, you know. Yeah, of course. And I always think and I'm like, man, I could have been so much kinder in that situation. And that kind of drives me nuts because I know how it feels to...

to meet someone and uh especially i guess someone that you either know from music or someone that you really like their music or whatever and i know how that feels for them to be a total asshole and i never that's kind of like what drove me i guess that i don't want anybody it only takes one second out of your day to be nice and totally yes man

to meet someone and uh especially i guess someone that you either know from music or someone that you really like their music or whatever and i know how that feels for them to be a total asshole and i never that's kind of like what drove me i guess that i don't want anybody it only takes one second out of your day to be nice and totally yes man

to meet someone and uh especially i guess someone that you either know from music or someone that you really like their music or whatever and i know how that feels for them to be a total asshole and i never that's kind of like what drove me i guess that i don't want anybody it only takes one second out of your day to be nice and totally yes man

Any wisdom? Well, I guess. Well, I don't know about wisdom. but yeah, I mean, coming, coming from, from, from that and just realize like you are so fucking cool. You are so fucking cool. Even if no one thinks you're fucking cool, you're super fucking cool. I guess that's it.

Any wisdom? Well, I guess. Well, I don't know about wisdom. but yeah, I mean, coming, coming from, from, from that and just realize like you are so fucking cool. You are so fucking cool. Even if no one thinks you're fucking cool, you're super fucking cool. I guess that's it.

Any wisdom? Well, I guess. Well, I don't know about wisdom. but yeah, I mean, coming, coming from, from, from that and just realize like you are so fucking cool. You are so fucking cool. Even if no one thinks you're fucking cool, you're super fucking cool. I guess that's it.

I mean, at the end of the day, you, you don't, you're only one person your whole life and you should be able to express yourself and live your life and do whatever the fuck you want to do as long as you're not hurting anybody. And A lot of people don't really understand that, I guess. Especially it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a kid.

I mean, at the end of the day, you, you don't, you're only one person your whole life and you should be able to express yourself and live your life and do whatever the fuck you want to do as long as you're not hurting anybody. And A lot of people don't really understand that, I guess. Especially it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a kid.

I mean, at the end of the day, you, you don't, you're only one person your whole life and you should be able to express yourself and live your life and do whatever the fuck you want to do as long as you're not hurting anybody. And A lot of people don't really understand that, I guess. Especially it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a kid.

And I'm not going to say I understand why kids bully people. But, you know, it's hard being a kid. And people go through shit every day. And, you know... Just keep being yourself. Just keep being fucking cool because you're fucking cool. And no one can tell you shit, really.

And I'm not going to say I understand why kids bully people. But, you know, it's hard being a kid. And people go through shit every day. And, you know... Just keep being yourself. Just keep being fucking cool because you're fucking cool. And no one can tell you shit, really.

And I'm not going to say I understand why kids bully people. But, you know, it's hard being a kid. And people go through shit every day. And, you know... Just keep being yourself. Just keep being fucking cool because you're fucking cool. And no one can tell you shit, really.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

No gum.

No gum.

No gum.

You're looking great. Thank you very much.

You're looking great. Thank you very much.

You're looking great. Thank you very much.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

For my mommy, something on my face. Okay.

For my mommy, something on my face. Okay.

For my mommy, something on my face. Okay.

Hi, Mom. She's here tonight.

Hi, Mom. She's here tonight.

Hi, Mom. She's here tonight.

You can hang out with her as long as you want.

You can hang out with her as long as you want.

You can hang out with her as long as you want.

Cool. I did shit my pants today. Oh, you did? I wanted to say also thank you for coming. I know you have a very busy schedule too, so I appreciate you coming.

Cool. I did shit my pants today. Oh, you did? I wanted to say also thank you for coming. I know you have a very busy schedule too, so I appreciate you coming.

Cool. I did shit my pants today. Oh, you did? I wanted to say also thank you for coming. I know you have a very busy schedule too, so I appreciate you coming.

My nipples. I have poofy nipples.

My nipples. I have poofy nipples.

My nipples. I have poofy nipples.

It's not cute.

It's not cute.

It's not cute.

They're tough.

They're tough.

They're tough.

Yeah, they always gave me shit about that. I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff. I don't get why. I don't understand this.

Yeah, they always gave me shit about that. I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff. I don't get why. I don't understand this.

Yeah, they always gave me shit about that. I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff. I don't get why. I don't understand this.

I'm puff daddy.

I'm puff daddy.

I'm puff daddy.

That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples? He has puffy nipples.

That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples? He has puffy nipples.

That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples? He has puffy nipples.

No. not all the way huh like a little finger bang or like uh you couldn't come oh no definitely definitely bust okay that's fine to say this is call her daddy we talk a lot about sex here yeah okay um yeah definitely bust but no no like uh coitus okay not full coitus okay that's thank you for this is

No. not all the way huh like a little finger bang or like uh you couldn't come oh no definitely definitely bust okay that's fine to say this is call her daddy we talk a lot about sex here yeah okay um yeah definitely bust but no no like uh coitus okay not full coitus okay that's thank you for this is

No. not all the way huh like a little finger bang or like uh you couldn't come oh no definitely definitely bust okay that's fine to say this is call her daddy we talk a lot about sex here yeah okay um yeah definitely bust but no no like uh coitus okay not full coitus okay that's thank you for this is

and here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why I know it's supposed to be rapid fire but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all that's when the turbulence starts because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have they have the poop walk So I can tell they're going to be back there, and I'm like, get back in your seat.

and here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why I know it's supposed to be rapid fire but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all that's when the turbulence starts because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have they have the poop walk So I can tell they're going to be back there, and I'm like, get back in your seat.

and here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why I know it's supposed to be rapid fire but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all that's when the turbulence starts because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have they have the poop walk So I can tell they're going to be back there, and I'm like, get back in your seat.

And I appreciate you waiting as well.

And I appreciate you waiting as well.

And I appreciate you waiting as well.

It's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault. Am I the only one that feels that way?

It's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault. Am I the only one that feels that way?

It's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault. Am I the only one that feels that way?

I have never shit on an airplane.

I have never shit on an airplane.

I have never shit on an airplane.

I'm not going to lie. I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before multiple times. And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there. They probably thought that fucker was going down because they were like, that's not like a natural smell. So it's going to be like jet fuel burning or something.

I'm not going to lie. I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before multiple times. And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there. They probably thought that fucker was going down because they were like, that's not like a natural smell. So it's going to be like jet fuel burning or something.

I'm not going to lie. I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before multiple times. And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there. They probably thought that fucker was going down because they were like, that's not like a natural smell. So it's going to be like jet fuel burning or something.

Well, you know, I feel like for a... Well, look who we have here. If it isn't Jet Fuel shitter on the airplane. Making everybody think it's going down. No, I mean, I feel like during COVID even then, we might not even have that problem. So I'd let them rip all the fucking time. You can't smell shit. And if the N95s are that effective, you shouldn't be able to smell my shitty farts.

Well, you know, I feel like for a... Well, look who we have here. If it isn't Jet Fuel shitter on the airplane. Making everybody think it's going down. No, I mean, I feel like during COVID even then, we might not even have that problem. So I'd let them rip all the fucking time. You can't smell shit. And if the N95s are that effective, you shouldn't be able to smell my shitty farts.

Well, you know, I feel like for a... Well, look who we have here. If it isn't Jet Fuel shitter on the airplane. Making everybody think it's going down. No, I mean, I feel like during COVID even then, we might not even have that problem. So I'd let them rip all the fucking time. You can't smell shit. And if the N95s are that effective, you shouldn't be able to smell my shitty farts.

They're not shitty, by the way. Stinky farts.

They're not shitty, by the way. Stinky farts.

They're not shitty, by the way. Stinky farts.

You deserve the farce. Well, usually what I do, you know, whatever area I'm in, I kind of distribute the ones that are really powerful with the twisting filters. So they're like really, and I'll just say, hey guys, this is just in case. And then everybody's usually pretty receptive to it. They're like, thank you.

You deserve the farce. Well, usually what I do, you know, whatever area I'm in, I kind of distribute the ones that are really powerful with the twisting filters. So they're like really, and I'll just say, hey guys, this is just in case. And then everybody's usually pretty receptive to it. They're like, thank you.

You deserve the farce. Well, usually what I do, you know, whatever area I'm in, I kind of distribute the ones that are really powerful with the twisting filters. So they're like really, and I'll just say, hey guys, this is just in case. And then everybody's usually pretty receptive to it. They're like, thank you.

I have a bunch of those.

I have a bunch of those.

I have a bunch of those.

Drinking. Drinking. And drinking and sometimes jealousy. And I'm also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger, which is something I want to work on too.

Drinking. Drinking. And drinking and sometimes jealousy. And I'm also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger, which is something I want to work on too.

Drinking. Drinking. And drinking and sometimes jealousy. And I'm also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger, which is something I want to work on too.

Yes, ma'am. You know.

Yes, ma'am. You know.

Yes, ma'am. You know.

And you're like, what?

And you're like, what?

And you're like, what?

I am right now?

I am right now?

I am right now?

I think everybody's going to be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their fecal talk.

I think everybody's going to be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their fecal talk.

I think everybody's going to be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their fecal talk.

No, not literally.

No, not literally.

No, not literally.

I guess that's a way to look at it.

I guess that's a way to look at it.

I guess that's a way to look at it.

Well, that's a good way to look at it. I never necessarily want to be mean, but I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and how insecure I am. So that's... Yeah, I don't know. Nothing absolutely wild, but it's just like... I just... I want to feel loved. You know what I mean? I guess that's what it is. I get it. Like many humans.

Well, that's a good way to look at it. I never necessarily want to be mean, but I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and how insecure I am. So that's... Yeah, I don't know. Nothing absolutely wild, but it's just like... I just... I want to feel loved. You know what I mean? I guess that's what it is. I get it. Like many humans.

Well, that's a good way to look at it. I never necessarily want to be mean, but I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and how insecure I am. So that's... Yeah, I don't know. Nothing absolutely wild, but it's just like... I just... I want to feel loved. You know what I mean? I guess that's what it is. I get it. Like many humans.

I am working on it. I used to drink because I was sad. Now I drink for shows and because I'm happy. It's hard getting out there, and I get so shy and timid and shit. So I just drink a little bit to, I guess, cope with that and be able to get my liquid courage, literally.

I am working on it. I used to drink because I was sad. Now I drink for shows and because I'm happy. It's hard getting out there, and I get so shy and timid and shit. So I just drink a little bit to, I guess, cope with that and be able to get my liquid courage, literally.

I am working on it. I used to drink because I was sad. Now I drink for shows and because I'm happy. It's hard getting out there, and I get so shy and timid and shit. So I just drink a little bit to, I guess, cope with that and be able to get my liquid courage, literally.

My football coaches used to call me Posty. And that's kind of where that started. You can call me whatever you want, except late for dinner.

My football coaches used to call me Posty. And that's kind of where that started. You can call me whatever you want, except late for dinner.

My football coaches used to call me Posty. And that's kind of where that started. You can call me whatever you want, except late for dinner.

Oh, well, that's, you know. The alcohol? Yeah, most definitely. Most definitely. You think these dance moves just, they're conduited from a great drinker in the sky somewhere.

Oh, well, that's, you know. The alcohol? Yeah, most definitely. Most definitely. You think these dance moves just, they're conduited from a great drinker in the sky somewhere.

Oh, well, that's, you know. The alcohol? Yeah, most definitely. Most definitely. You think these dance moves just, they're conduited from a great drinker in the sky somewhere.

That's exactly what it is, with my knee braces.

That's exactly what it is, with my knee braces.

That's exactly what it is, with my knee braces.

Regret? Oh.

Regret? Oh.

Regret? Oh.

I bought the Lord of the Rings magic card.

I bought the Lord of the Rings magic card.

I bought the Lord of the Rings magic card.

It was $2 million. Don't make me regret it right now.

It was $2 million. Don't make me regret it right now.

It was $2 million. Don't make me regret it right now.

No, I definitely don't regret it.

No, I definitely don't regret it.

No, I definitely don't regret it.

It is, well, I guess right now, since this is in the future, I have it already. Would you like to see it?

It is, well, I guess right now, since this is in the future, I have it already. Would you like to see it?

It is, well, I guess right now, since this is in the future, I have it already. Would you like to see it?

Let's do it off camera.

Let's do it off camera.

Let's do it off camera.

I like Lord of the Rings and Magic the Gathering.

I like Lord of the Rings and Magic the Gathering.

I like Lord of the Rings and Magic the Gathering.

I'm down with Frodo. I think he's cool. He's a flawed character, but we all are. And I like his feet.

I'm down with Frodo. I think he's cool. He's a flawed character, but we all are. And I like his feet.

I'm down with Frodo. I think he's cool. He's a flawed character, but we all are. And I like his feet.

Not like in a sexy way, but I just think it's cool how he's walking around the most treacherous place in the world in his bare feet, and I'm like, that's fucking cool.

Not like in a sexy way, but I just think it's cool how he's walking around the most treacherous place in the world in his bare feet, and I'm like, that's fucking cool.

Not like in a sexy way, but I just think it's cool how he's walking around the most treacherous place in the world in his bare feet, and I'm like, that's fucking cool.

That's like my most old man joke of all time. That's like a joke from like the 20s. It's like a Dust Bowl joke.

That's like my most old man joke of all time. That's like a joke from like the 20s. It's like a Dust Bowl joke.

That's like my most old man joke of all time. That's like a joke from like the 20s. It's like a Dust Bowl joke.

Answering emails can mean a lot of things.

Answering emails can mean a lot of things.

Answering emails can mean a lot of things.

What counts?

What counts?

What counts?

Well, I didn't know. Oh, okay, in something.

Well, I didn't know. Oh, okay, in something.

Well, I didn't know. Oh, okay, in something.

First... Whoa! All right, all right.

First... Whoa! All right, all right.

First... Whoa! All right, all right.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I thought it was like... Here's like... Oh, first time for anal. And I'm like, whoa, fuck!

I thought it was like... Here's like... Oh, first time for anal. And I'm like, whoa, fuck!

I thought it was like... Here's like... Oh, first time for anal. And I'm like, whoa, fuck!

Let her rip. Oh, fuck. September... Oh, wait. What? No, that's from the other guys. That was his first desk pop. I don't know. The question was age?

Let her rip. Oh, fuck. September... Oh, wait. What? No, that's from the other guys. That was his first desk pop. I don't know. The question was age?

Let her rip. Oh, fuck. September... Oh, wait. What? No, that's from the other guys. That was his first desk pop. I don't know. The question was age?

No, fuck. Not until a couple years later.

No, fuck. Not until a couple years later.

No, fuck. Not until a couple years later.

For me, very cool. It was a crazy thing. You know, there's a lot of crazy stuff you look at as a kid. I'm like, you know what, fuck, I don't want to try this shit. You know what I mean?

For me, very cool. It was a crazy thing. You know, there's a lot of crazy stuff you look at as a kid. I'm like, you know what, fuck, I don't want to try this shit. You know what I mean?

For me, very cool. It was a crazy thing. You know, there's a lot of crazy stuff you look at as a kid. I'm like, you know what, fuck, I don't want to try this shit. You know what I mean?

And so now I'm going to laugh after. The thing is there's no joke really. Comedy was different.

And so now I'm going to laugh after. The thing is there's no joke really. Comedy was different.

And so now I'm going to laugh after. The thing is there's no joke really. Comedy was different.

No, ma'am.

No, ma'am.

No, ma'am.

No, ma'am.

No, ma'am.

No, ma'am.

No, I was not.

No, I was not.

No, I was not.

No, but I can never, I can never, like. speak on behalf of be like we talk and be like yeah everything's great but then like like i don't know like is this normal yeah have you know not again with the whatever you wouldn't do it again no no no i would i mean i would oh but not with the same lady totally totally you have a lady no and you understood but like right this was like

No, but I can never, I can never, like. speak on behalf of be like we talk and be like yeah everything's great but then like like i don't know like is this normal yeah have you know not again with the whatever you wouldn't do it again no no no i would i mean i would oh but not with the same lady totally totally you have a lady no and you understood but like right this was like

No, but I can never, I can never, like. speak on behalf of be like we talk and be like yeah everything's great but then like like i don't know like is this normal yeah have you know not again with the whatever you wouldn't do it again no no no i would i mean i would oh but not with the same lady totally totally you have a lady no and you understood but like right this was like

Not with the same lady. We never did it again. Does that make sense?

Not with the same lady. We never did it again. Does that make sense?

Not with the same lady. We never did it again. Does that make sense?

I can only speak on my behalf. No, this is good. I was gung-ho, though.

I can only speak on my behalf. No, this is good. I was gung-ho, though.

I can only speak on my behalf. No, this is good. I was gung-ho, though.

But I guess not being able to be there for my baby, which is a new fear. Um, but yeah, that's why I tried to slow down on drinking to take better care of my body. I stopped drinking sodas and stuff. And I remember I went to the doctor and they said, Hey man, your liver sucks. And I was like, all right, so how do we fix it? And so we're fixing it. You're working on it. Yes, ma'am.

But I guess not being able to be there for my baby, which is a new fear. Um, but yeah, that's why I tried to slow down on drinking to take better care of my body. I stopped drinking sodas and stuff. And I remember I went to the doctor and they said, Hey man, your liver sucks. And I was like, all right, so how do we fix it? And so we're fixing it. You're working on it. Yes, ma'am.

But I guess not being able to be there for my baby, which is a new fear. Um, but yeah, that's why I tried to slow down on drinking to take better care of my body. I stopped drinking sodas and stuff. And I remember I went to the doctor and they said, Hey man, your liver sucks. And I was like, all right, so how do we fix it? And so we're fixing it. You're working on it. Yes, ma'am.

I don't necessarily remember, but I remember there's one gentleman I know who doesn't drink. And I saw him after a couple years, and I was roasted. And I was like, hey, man, what are you drinking? He's like, I don't drink. And I'm like, oh, fuck, dude, I'm so sorry. That's a bad feeling for me. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man.

I don't necessarily remember, but I remember there's one gentleman I know who doesn't drink. And I saw him after a couple years, and I was roasted. And I was like, hey, man, what are you drinking? He's like, I don't drink. And I'm like, oh, fuck, dude, I'm so sorry. That's a bad feeling for me. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man.

I don't necessarily remember, but I remember there's one gentleman I know who doesn't drink. And I saw him after a couple years, and I was roasted. And I was like, hey, man, what are you drinking? He's like, I don't drink. And I'm like, oh, fuck, dude, I'm so sorry. That's a bad feeling for me. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man.

Why did I have to say it?

Why did I have to say it?

Why did I have to say it?

Yeah, that's like... Then that shit keeps you up. Yes.

Yeah, that's like... Then that shit keeps you up. Yes.

Yeah, that's like... Then that shit keeps you up. Yes.

Everyone can. That's a... Just be nice. Don't be a dickhead.

Everyone can. That's a... Just be nice. Don't be a dickhead.

Everyone can. That's a... Just be nice. Don't be a dickhead.

I guess Frodo. Now we have to go on theme here.

I guess Frodo. Now we have to go on theme here.

I guess Frodo. Now we have to go on theme here.

It has to be. Either Frodo or Sauron. That'd be so badass. I'll put on stilts and be like 10 feet tall like Sauron.

It has to be. Either Frodo or Sauron. That'd be so badass. I'll put on stilts and be like 10 feet tall like Sauron.

It has to be. Either Frodo or Sauron. That'd be so badass. I'll put on stilts and be like 10 feet tall like Sauron.

Oh, you talk to people from the team?

Oh, you talk to people from the team?

Oh, you talk to people from the team?

No, ma'am. Not even in the, there is no life in the void. And then she's like, what the fuck are you doing?

No, ma'am. Not even in the, there is no life in the void. And then she's like, what the fuck are you doing?

No, ma'am. Not even in the, there is no life in the void. And then she's like, what the fuck are you doing?

Then she'll show me Sauron's eye. That's a coochie. That's like the nickname there for the coochie.

Then she'll show me Sauron's eye. That's a coochie. That's like the nickname there for the coochie.

Then she'll show me Sauron's eye. That's a coochie. That's like the nickname there for the coochie.

But then we don't even have sex. I just like practice my mace moves. Watch this.

But then we don't even have sex. I just like practice my mace moves. Watch this.

But then we don't even have sex. I just like practice my mace moves. Watch this.

Or Captain Price from Call of Duty.

Or Captain Price from Call of Duty.

Or Captain Price from Call of Duty.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

That's been a long time.

That's been a long time.

That's been a long time.

That's been a long time.

That's been a long time.

That's been a long time.

I didn't cry yesterday.

I didn't cry yesterday.

I didn't cry yesterday.

No one saw me yesterday. I almost cry on stage. I almost cry on stage, but I don't cry.

No one saw me yesterday. I almost cry on stage. I almost cry on stage, but I don't cry.

No one saw me yesterday. I almost cry on stage. I almost cry on stage, but I don't cry.

That's sweat. Dude, it's fucking hot. It's hot up there. I'm sweating a lot. I haven't cried in like fucking six fucking years.

That's sweat. Dude, it's fucking hot. It's hot up there. I'm sweating a lot. I haven't cried in like fucking six fucking years.

That's sweat. Dude, it's fucking hot. It's hot up there. I'm sweating a lot. I haven't cried in like fucking six fucking years.

I actually, I find it harder now. You kind of get, I don't know, you do it for so long and you kind of lose like, it's sad, but you kind of like super calloused to shit. I used to cry when people would make fun of me and shit. And now I'm just like, hey man, well you haven't met me. I think you might like me if we got to hang out. But it doesn't hurt my feelings anymore.

I actually, I find it harder now. You kind of get, I don't know, you do it for so long and you kind of lose like, it's sad, but you kind of like super calloused to shit. I used to cry when people would make fun of me and shit. And now I'm just like, hey man, well you haven't met me. I think you might like me if we got to hang out. But it doesn't hurt my feelings anymore.

I actually, I find it harder now. You kind of get, I don't know, you do it for so long and you kind of lose like, it's sad, but you kind of like super calloused to shit. I used to cry when people would make fun of me and shit. And now I'm just like, hey man, well you haven't met me. I think you might like me if we got to hang out. But it doesn't hurt my feelings anymore.

I did cry the other, like last tour. Because my baby started blowing kisses and it's really cute.

I did cry the other, like last tour. Because my baby started blowing kisses and it's really cute.

I did cry the other, like last tour. Because my baby started blowing kisses and it's really cute.

Yeah, happy tears. That's great.

Yeah, happy tears. That's great.

Yeah, happy tears. That's great.

Frodo Feet, Legolas Wig, Sauron Macegill's Captain Price and the Prawn, Cruise Missile, Five Killstreak. I usually put them all in one, and you'd be surprised if some of the crazy shit comes out of that. No, I don't know. I mean, I kind of just go to like daily selection.

Frodo Feet, Legolas Wig, Sauron Macegill's Captain Price and the Prawn, Cruise Missile, Five Killstreak. I usually put them all in one, and you'd be surprised if some of the crazy shit comes out of that. No, I don't know. I mean, I kind of just go to like daily selection.

Frodo Feet, Legolas Wig, Sauron Macegill's Captain Price and the Prawn, Cruise Missile, Five Killstreak. I usually put them all in one, and you'd be surprised if some of the crazy shit comes out of that. No, I don't know. I mean, I kind of just go to like daily selection.

I think it's weird to think about. I think it's everything is me. You know, everything is me. My name's Austin. Everyone calls me Austin. Whenever I introduce myself, I always say Austin. I think because I got Post Malone from just putting my name in a rap name generator like in high school.

I think it's weird to think about. I think it's everything is me. You know, everything is me. My name's Austin. Everyone calls me Austin. Whenever I introduce myself, I always say Austin. I think because I got Post Malone from just putting my name in a rap name generator like in high school.

I think it's weird to think about. I think it's everything is me. You know, everything is me. My name's Austin. Everyone calls me Austin. Whenever I introduce myself, I always say Austin. I think because I got Post Malone from just putting my name in a rap name generator like in high school.

Yeah, well, yeah, you know, because they spend a lot of time on the algorithm, I think. And I think, you know, like a lot of people are on these sites. So, I mean, something must be right there.

Yeah, well, yeah, you know, because they spend a lot of time on the algorithm, I think. And I think, you know, like a lot of people are on these sites. So, I mean, something must be right there.

Yeah, well, yeah, you know, because they spend a lot of time on the algorithm, I think. And I think, you know, like a lot of people are on these sites. So, I mean, something must be right there.

Totally. And you get like 10 pages on there. So, you can be like. oh, well, go to page five today. Or you roll a dice. You roll a D12 or a D20 and see what page you should go to.

Totally. And you get like 10 pages on there. So, you can be like. oh, well, go to page five today. Or you roll a dice. You roll a D12 or a D20 and see what page you should go to.

Totally. And you get like 10 pages on there. So, you can be like. oh, well, go to page five today. Or you roll a dice. You roll a D12 or a D20 and see what page you should go to.

Crack some wine. Open a nice bottle and just candles and put Lord of the Rings. It usually takes me like 12 hours, my whole crank sesh. Oh. So I can watch all the Lord of the Rings in that time period.

Crack some wine. Open a nice bottle and just candles and put Lord of the Rings. It usually takes me like 12 hours, my whole crank sesh. Oh. So I can watch all the Lord of the Rings in that time period.

Crack some wine. Open a nice bottle and just candles and put Lord of the Rings. It usually takes me like 12 hours, my whole crank sesh. Oh. So I can watch all the Lord of the Rings in that time period.

How drunk am I?

How drunk am I?

How drunk am I?

30 seconds. Okay.

30 seconds. Okay.

30 seconds. Okay.

Bump that up to a cool minute 30. Okay.

Bump that up to a cool minute 30. Okay.

Bump that up to a cool minute 30. Okay.

Crazy night? Yeah. I'll go. That's when the machine turns on. That's when it's all finally lubricated and you just keep going. I'd be like, how? I'd be like, oh no, let's go.

Crazy night? Yeah. I'll go. That's when the machine turns on. That's when it's all finally lubricated and you just keep going. I'd be like, how? I'd be like, oh no, let's go.

Crazy night? Yeah. I'll go. That's when the machine turns on. That's when it's all finally lubricated and you just keep going. I'd be like, how? I'd be like, oh no, let's go.

Call the doctor.

Call the doctor.

Call the doctor.

Missionary, of course.

Missionary, of course.

Missionary, of course.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm not married.

I'm not married.

I'm not married.

Two years. Okay. Yeah, I met a guy the other day, and he was like, I just got married after 21 years. And I'm like, oh, sick. Please don't tell her that.

Two years. Okay. Yeah, I met a guy the other day, and he was like, I just got married after 21 years. And I'm like, oh, sick. Please don't tell her that.

Two years. Okay. Yeah, I met a guy the other day, and he was like, I just got married after 21 years. And I'm like, oh, sick. Please don't tell her that.

I don't know. I'd imagine an ice luge for brews that's just steady going. And beer keeps being poured into it, and all my buddies are super down for the cause. So they just go and take a suckle of the teat of the nectar and keep that party going. Dance moves are going to be, hopefully, popping. I don't know. I'd imagine everything rustic, modern.

I don't know. I'd imagine an ice luge for brews that's just steady going. And beer keeps being poured into it, and all my buddies are super down for the cause. So they just go and take a suckle of the teat of the nectar and keep that party going. Dance moves are going to be, hopefully, popping. I don't know. I'd imagine everything rustic, modern.

I don't know. I'd imagine an ice luge for brews that's just steady going. And beer keeps being poured into it, and all my buddies are super down for the cause. So they just go and take a suckle of the teat of the nectar and keep that party going. Dance moves are going to be, hopefully, popping. I don't know. I'd imagine everything rustic, modern.

Lots of camouflage.

Lots of camouflage.

Lots of camouflage.

Well, yeah. Fuck rustic modern. I think we just do everything camouflage. Camo. Yeah, I think that sounds amazing.

Well, yeah. Fuck rustic modern. I think we just do everything camouflage. Camo. Yeah, I think that sounds amazing.

Well, yeah. Fuck rustic modern. I think we just do everything camouflage. Camo. Yeah, I think that sounds amazing.

Sure. Fuck yeah. I actually have a camo tuxedo.

Sure. Fuck yeah. I actually have a camo tuxedo.

Sure. Fuck yeah. I actually have a camo tuxedo.

But I wear it for the utilitarian purposes.

But I wear it for the utilitarian purposes.

But I wear it for the utilitarian purposes.

It was in Vegas. But we got married, just a proposal. Okay. And I had lost a significant amount of money at the table. And we go upstairs and I'm like, off my rocker, hammered. And I was like, hey, you want to marry me? I got a ring and all this stuff. And then... She said, no. She's like, ask me tomorrow. And I was like, all right, yeah. And then I did. And I was sober, and it was nice.

It was in Vegas. But we got married, just a proposal. Okay. And I had lost a significant amount of money at the table. And we go upstairs and I'm like, off my rocker, hammered. And I was like, hey, you want to marry me? I got a ring and all this stuff. And then... She said, no. She's like, ask me tomorrow. And I was like, all right, yeah. And then I did. And I was sober, and it was nice.

It was in Vegas. But we got married, just a proposal. Okay. And I had lost a significant amount of money at the table. And we go upstairs and I'm like, off my rocker, hammered. And I was like, hey, you want to marry me? I got a ring and all this stuff. And then... She said, no. She's like, ask me tomorrow. And I was like, all right, yeah. And then I did. And I was sober, and it was nice.

Yeah, she's a beast.

Yeah, she's a beast.

Yeah, she's a beast.

She's a beast, yeah. But yeah. She was right. I mean, you know, I knew. You did. I knew. I'm just a terrible arbiter of romanticism, I guess.

She's a beast, yeah. But yeah. She was right. I mean, you know, I knew. You did. I knew. I'm just a terrible arbiter of romanticism, I guess.

She's a beast, yeah. But yeah. She was right. I mean, you know, I knew. You did. I knew. I'm just a terrible arbiter of romanticism, I guess.

I could tell, which is really cool. I could tell her heart is so massive. And I've always wanted kids and like a big family. And I could tell she was going to be a really good mama. And she's like number one mom in the fucking universe.

I could tell, which is really cool. I could tell her heart is so massive. And I've always wanted kids and like a big family. And I could tell she was going to be a really good mama. And she's like number one mom in the fucking universe.

I could tell, which is really cool. I could tell her heart is so massive. And I've always wanted kids and like a big family. And I could tell she was going to be a really good mama. And she's like number one mom in the fucking universe.

They're not out yet.

They're not out yet.

They're not out yet.

No, ma'am.

No, ma'am.

No, ma'am.

Because that's, I don't know, that's scary. I feel like, I don't know, a lot of the songs I do, a lot of the songs I write for her, I don't even play for her because I'm terribly shy. I know, it's terrible. I know.

Because that's, I don't know, that's scary. I feel like, I don't know, a lot of the songs I do, a lot of the songs I write for her, I don't even play for her because I'm terribly shy. I know, it's terrible. I know.

Because that's, I don't know, that's scary. I feel like, I don't know, a lot of the songs I do, a lot of the songs I write for her, I don't even play for her because I'm terribly shy. I know, it's terrible. I know.

We do have a guitar. All right, I'll play it. It's like 25 songs, so I hope you guys are ready.

We do have a guitar. All right, I'll play it. It's like 25 songs, so I hope you guys are ready.

We do have a guitar. All right, I'll play it. It's like 25 songs, so I hope you guys are ready.

My heart got excited.

My heart got excited.

My heart got excited.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

At the time of this interview, 14 months. 14, 15 months.

At the time of this interview, 14 months. 14, 15 months.

At the time of this interview, 14 months. 14, 15 months.

Cool. Very cool. Very handsome. My dad, when I was a kid, he would always play me really heavy music, and I love heavy music. The other day, I put on a Godsmack song, and I started rocking, and she was like... And it was really cute. So that must have made you really happy. Yeah, that made me really happy.

Cool. Very cool. Very handsome. My dad, when I was a kid, he would always play me really heavy music, and I love heavy music. The other day, I put on a Godsmack song, and I started rocking, and she was like... And it was really cute. So that must have made you really happy. Yeah, that made me really happy.

Cool. Very cool. Very handsome. My dad, when I was a kid, he would always play me really heavy music, and I love heavy music. The other day, I put on a Godsmack song, and I started rocking, and she was like... And it was really cute. So that must have made you really happy. Yeah, that made me really happy.

Yes, ma'am. It just gave me the name and I said, you know, that does sound cool. And so I did it. I want to name like Wiz Khalifa, but it's not nearly as cool as Wiz Khalifa, but it's like it. It has two words, so it's kind of like Wiz Khalifa. Yeah, it's pretty unique.

Yes, ma'am. It just gave me the name and I said, you know, that does sound cool. And so I did it. I want to name like Wiz Khalifa, but it's not nearly as cool as Wiz Khalifa, but it's like it. It has two words, so it's kind of like Wiz Khalifa. Yeah, it's pretty unique.

Yes, ma'am. It just gave me the name and I said, you know, that does sound cool. And so I did it. I want to name like Wiz Khalifa, but it's not nearly as cool as Wiz Khalifa, but it's like it. It has two words, so it's kind of like Wiz Khalifa. Yeah, it's pretty unique.

Having money. Money.

Having money. Money.

Having money. Money.

I think as of right now, it's good for the baby and good for the mom. And I think that's about the only skill I have, really. Sometimes I'll play guitar with her, which is an alright skill, but they're like, put the fucking guitar away. I want the new Fisher-Price deal.

I think as of right now, it's good for the baby and good for the mom. And I think that's about the only skill I have, really. Sometimes I'll play guitar with her, which is an alright skill, but they're like, put the fucking guitar away. I want the new Fisher-Price deal.

I think as of right now, it's good for the baby and good for the mom. And I think that's about the only skill I have, really. Sometimes I'll play guitar with her, which is an alright skill, but they're like, put the fucking guitar away. I want the new Fisher-Price deal.

I think the baby knows the code. That'll be our first word is my credit card number. Okay, now what's the expiration? Very good. Okay.

I think the baby knows the code. That'll be our first word is my credit card number. Okay, now what's the expiration? Very good. Okay.

I think the baby knows the code. That'll be our first word is my credit card number. Okay, now what's the expiration? Very good. Okay.

Hey, look, I'm the happiest I've ever been.

Hey, look, I'm the happiest I've ever been.

Hey, look, I'm the happiest I've ever been.

I'll pay all the money in the world.

I'll pay all the money in the world.

I'll pay all the money in the world.

Well, my dad said you can't make everyone happy. Which is a good lesson. I still struggle with that because I try to be – and being kind is totally different than making someone happy. But, you know, if there's – you ever have a problem with your parents or a friend or something, they'll understand and you'll understand. And just kind of be patient with the situation.

Well, my dad said you can't make everyone happy. Which is a good lesson. I still struggle with that because I try to be – and being kind is totally different than making someone happy. But, you know, if there's – you ever have a problem with your parents or a friend or something, they'll understand and you'll understand. And just kind of be patient with the situation.

Well, my dad said you can't make everyone happy. Which is a good lesson. I still struggle with that because I try to be – and being kind is totally different than making someone happy. But, you know, if there's – you ever have a problem with your parents or a friend or something, they'll understand and you'll understand. And just kind of be patient with the situation.

And – Kind of hypocritical at some times, but I guess that's, just be yourself and you can't make everyone happy. Especially in, sorry.

And – Kind of hypocritical at some times, but I guess that's, just be yourself and you can't make everyone happy. Especially in, sorry.

And – Kind of hypocritical at some times, but I guess that's, just be yourself and you can't make everyone happy. Especially in, sorry.

Small nipples.

Small nipples.

Small nipples.

I'm Puffy Nips. You guys know my new record? No, I don't know. I don't know. Well, I guess right now I could say everybody thinks I'm on drugs.

I'm Puffy Nips. You guys know my new record? No, I don't know. I don't know. Well, I guess right now I could say everybody thinks I'm on drugs.

I'm Puffy Nips. You guys know my new record? No, I don't know. I don't know. Well, I guess right now I could say everybody thinks I'm on drugs.

I'm not on drugs.

I'm not on drugs.

I'm not on drugs.

Well, that's that's I just spoke to somebody about this. And it's interesting having everybody in your life all the time. And like I tried to maintain a private lifestyle because like, you know, especially with the baby and and. I want her to be able to decide what she wants to do.

Well, that's that's I just spoke to somebody about this. And it's interesting having everybody in your life all the time. And like I tried to maintain a private lifestyle because like, you know, especially with the baby and and. I want her to be able to decide what she wants to do.

Well, that's that's I just spoke to somebody about this. And it's interesting having everybody in your life all the time. And like I tried to maintain a private lifestyle because like, you know, especially with the baby and and. I want her to be able to decide what she wants to do.

Maybe she doesn't want to be on social media, but I see a lot of people, you know, here's my baby, like, just right out of the coochie. Here she is. Here they are. And I'm like, well, you know, how do you know the baby wanted to do that? You know?

Maybe she doesn't want to be on social media, but I see a lot of people, you know, here's my baby, like, just right out of the coochie. Here she is. Here they are. And I'm like, well, you know, how do you know the baby wanted to do that? You know?

Maybe she doesn't want to be on social media, but I see a lot of people, you know, here's my baby, like, just right out of the coochie. Here she is. Here they are. And I'm like, well, you know, how do you know the baby wanted to do that? You know?

Yeah, well, that's the whole deal. And so, like, I try to maintain that whole deal, but... people can see me on stage and they might take my dance moves. People are like, hey, this is what meth looks like. I'm like, I'm not on meth. Unless it's in Pedialyte. Is it in macaroni and cheese? Because I'm definitely on meth if it's in macaroni and cheese.

Yeah, well, that's the whole deal. And so, like, I try to maintain that whole deal, but... people can see me on stage and they might take my dance moves. People are like, hey, this is what meth looks like. I'm like, I'm not on meth. Unless it's in Pedialyte. Is it in macaroni and cheese? Because I'm definitely on meth if it's in macaroni and cheese.

Yeah, well, that's the whole deal. And so, like, I try to maintain that whole deal, but... people can see me on stage and they might take my dance moves. People are like, hey, this is what meth looks like. I'm like, I'm not on meth. Unless it's in Pedialyte. Is it in macaroni and cheese? Because I'm definitely on meth if it's in macaroni and cheese.

It is amazeballs. It's my first tour with a band. So I'm having so much fun. I'm so excited. And for the longest time, it would just be me on stage.

It is amazeballs. It's my first tour with a band. So I'm having so much fun. I'm so excited. And for the longest time, it would just be me on stage.

It is amazeballs. It's my first tour with a band. So I'm having so much fun. I'm so excited. And for the longest time, it would just be me on stage.

Respectfully, I don't owe anybody an explanation for anything. Yeah. But I can tell that there is genuine care.

Respectfully, I don't owe anybody an explanation for anything. Yeah. But I can tell that there is genuine care.

Respectfully, I don't owe anybody an explanation for anything. Yeah. But I can tell that there is genuine care.

And it's not everybody is not just the guy that's like, OK, kids, this is what meth looks like. Don't be like this fucking guy. But there is people who genuinely care, you know, and I kind of wanted to put their minds at ease. There's so much love in my fan base and it's super cool. But you always get those motherfuckers that are like, fuck this guy, you know, but.

And it's not everybody is not just the guy that's like, OK, kids, this is what meth looks like. Don't be like this fucking guy. But there is people who genuinely care, you know, and I kind of wanted to put their minds at ease. There's so much love in my fan base and it's super cool. But you always get those motherfuckers that are like, fuck this guy, you know, but.

And it's not everybody is not just the guy that's like, OK, kids, this is what meth looks like. Don't be like this fucking guy. But there is people who genuinely care, you know, and I kind of wanted to put their minds at ease. There's so much love in my fan base and it's super cool. But you always get those motherfuckers that are like, fuck this guy, you know, but.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

It's kind of a fine line.

It's kind of a fine line.

It's kind of a fine line.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, and they can think. At the end of the day, they're going to think whatever they want. Even after I was like, hey, guys, I'm not on drugs. People are like, that's exactly what someone on drugs would say. Okay, great. Okay, whatever. You tried. And I'm happiest I've ever been. Not on drugs. Like a good beer. Like to smoke cigarettes. Hanging out.

Well, and they can think. At the end of the day, they're going to think whatever they want. Even after I was like, hey, guys, I'm not on drugs. People are like, that's exactly what someone on drugs would say. Okay, great. Okay, whatever. You tried. And I'm happiest I've ever been. Not on drugs. Like a good beer. Like to smoke cigarettes. Hanging out.

Well, and they can think. At the end of the day, they're going to think whatever they want. Even after I was like, hey, guys, I'm not on drugs. People are like, that's exactly what someone on drugs would say. Okay, great. Okay, whatever. You tried. And I'm happiest I've ever been. Not on drugs. Like a good beer. Like to smoke cigarettes. Hanging out.

The story behind the album is a couple days before tour, we were like, hey, I want to do an acoustic project. So we went and we rented out Henson for a week. And we made like eight songs in seven days and crushed half of the record there. Can I have a brewski? Yeah. Thank you. I'm so sorry.

The story behind the album is a couple days before tour, we were like, hey, I want to do an acoustic project. So we went and we rented out Henson for a week. And we made like eight songs in seven days and crushed half of the record there. Can I have a brewski? Yeah. Thank you. I'm so sorry.

The story behind the album is a couple days before tour, we were like, hey, I want to do an acoustic project. So we went and we rented out Henson for a week. And we made like eight songs in seven days and crushed half of the record there. Can I have a brewski? Yeah. Thank you. I'm so sorry.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Sometimes it is. They're not good, for the most part, whenever we do that. Yes, please. Thank you, Ben. Bobby. Sorry. Fuck. God damn it.

Sometimes it is. They're not good, for the most part, whenever we do that. Yes, please. Thank you, Ben. Bobby. Sorry. Fuck. God damn it.

Sometimes it is. They're not good, for the most part, whenever we do that. Yes, please. Thank you, Ben. Bobby. Sorry. Fuck. God damn it.

Yeah, Ben. Ben is usually grabbing the beers.

Yeah, Ben. Ben is usually grabbing the beers.

Yeah, Ben. Ben is usually grabbing the beers.

But it's Bobby in here. Hi, Bobby.

But it's Bobby in here. Hi, Bobby.

But it's Bobby in here. Hi, Bobby.

Hi. Hi, Bobby. Yeah, Bobby. When was your first anal?

Hi. Hi, Bobby. Yeah, Bobby. When was your first anal?

Hi. Hi, Bobby. Yeah, Bobby. When was your first anal?

Thank you so much. Yeah, guys, check out Bobby's or Bobbo's if you're ever in. You have in Jersey.

Thank you so much. Yeah, guys, check out Bobby's or Bobbo's if you're ever in. You have in Jersey.

Thank you so much. Yeah, guys, check out Bobby's or Bobbo's if you're ever in. You have in Jersey.

running around and it was very lonely up there and so now I can look around and if like I fuck up or anything um I just be like hey stop and then the crowd be like oh it wasn't him you know so that's like kind of you're like I can blame it on everyone else it's not my fucking fault I fall on my face you're like my fucking guitarist tripped me what the hell happened what's this guitarist work doing here so what inspired you to name the tour if y'all weren't here I'd be crying

running around and it was very lonely up there and so now I can look around and if like I fuck up or anything um I just be like hey stop and then the crowd be like oh it wasn't him you know so that's like kind of you're like I can blame it on everyone else it's not my fucking fault I fall on my face you're like my fucking guitarist tripped me what the hell happened what's this guitarist work doing here so what inspired you to name the tour if y'all weren't here I'd be crying

running around and it was very lonely up there and so now I can look around and if like I fuck up or anything um I just be like hey stop and then the crowd be like oh it wasn't him you know so that's like kind of you're like I can blame it on everyone else it's not my fucking fault I fall on my face you're like my fucking guitarist tripped me what the hell happened what's this guitarist work doing here so what inspired you to name the tour if y'all weren't here I'd be crying

and you said usually that turns out bad but well yeah cause you can go and you can make like half a song and never have lyrics or anything like that on there but it was it was so much fun and we had so much fun and it was originally supposed to be just me and a guitar and then we were like oh fuck it this song would be bitching with drums on it and so we just kept making a whole album and we finished the whole album was made in like musically like recording wise like three weeks total so it was cool

and you said usually that turns out bad but well yeah cause you can go and you can make like half a song and never have lyrics or anything like that on there but it was it was so much fun and we had so much fun and it was originally supposed to be just me and a guitar and then we were like oh fuck it this song would be bitching with drums on it and so we just kept making a whole album and we finished the whole album was made in like musically like recording wise like three weeks total so it was cool

and you said usually that turns out bad but well yeah cause you can go and you can make like half a song and never have lyrics or anything like that on there but it was it was so much fun and we had so much fun and it was originally supposed to be just me and a guitar and then we were like oh fuck it this song would be bitching with drums on it and so we just kept making a whole album and we finished the whole album was made in like musically like recording wise like three weeks total so it was cool

I just hope they don't think it sucks. That's usually the consensus amongst the team. They're like, does this suck? And I don't think it sucks. But it's really cool. I felt a lot of space. It was written by me and three other dudes completely. Well, besides, we had some really super talented guest writers. I wouldn't even call them guest writers. Co-writers. Yeah.

I just hope they don't think it sucks. That's usually the consensus amongst the team. They're like, does this suck? And I don't think it sucks. But it's really cool. I felt a lot of space. It was written by me and three other dudes completely. Well, besides, we had some really super talented guest writers. I wouldn't even call them guest writers. Co-writers. Yeah.

I just hope they don't think it sucks. That's usually the consensus amongst the team. They're like, does this suck? And I don't think it sucks. But it's really cool. I felt a lot of space. It was written by me and three other dudes completely. Well, besides, we had some really super talented guest writers. I wouldn't even call them guest writers. Co-writers. Yeah.

But guests in the studio, because for the most part, it was just us.

But guests in the studio, because for the most part, it was just us.

But guests in the studio, because for the most part, it was just us.

I always keep stuff to myself.

I always keep stuff to myself.

I always keep stuff to myself.

Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

Well, I actually had them bring... a porcelain throne into Henson to cut the vocals as well and the guitar. Just for perfect accuracy. I think you can hear a little bit of the shine, a little bit of the twang in the recording.

Well, I actually had them bring... a porcelain throne into Henson to cut the vocals as well and the guitar. Just for perfect accuracy. I think you can hear a little bit of the shine, a little bit of the twang in the recording.

Well, I actually had them bring... a porcelain throne into Henson to cut the vocals as well and the guitar. Just for perfect accuracy. I think you can hear a little bit of the shine, a little bit of the twang in the recording.

I'm actually going to do that for the next record. That should be your album cover.

I'm actually going to do that for the next record. That should be your album cover.

I'm actually going to do that for the next record. That should be your album cover.

Live from the shitter. No, everyone will know. It'll just be me on the toilet. Or it's the selfie angle for your fucking album cover. It's a selfie. Everybody's like, oh, this dude's definitely on the shitter right now.

Live from the shitter. No, everyone will know. It'll just be me on the toilet. Or it's the selfie angle for your fucking album cover. It's a selfie. Everybody's like, oh, this dude's definitely on the shitter right now.

Live from the shitter. No, everyone will know. It'll just be me on the toilet. Or it's the selfie angle for your fucking album cover. It's a selfie. Everybody's like, oh, this dude's definitely on the shitter right now.

I call her Shrek because she got a donkey.

I call her Shrek because she got a donkey.

I call her Shrek because she got a donkey.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's eye-opening. It strikes all the right chords. It really makes you think.

It's eye-opening. It strikes all the right chords. It really makes you think.

It's eye-opening. It strikes all the right chords. It really makes you think.

It's called Socialite.

It's called Socialite.

It's called Socialite.

could you imagine like kind of makes you think like right and then like track donkey what do you think is going to be the biggest banger do you usually know when something is going to hit with your fans or you are always surprised which ones become the biggest i'm i'm always surprised i feel like i can go off what you know like management and label and everybody says yeah stuff but

could you imagine like kind of makes you think like right and then like track donkey what do you think is going to be the biggest banger do you usually know when something is going to hit with your fans or you are always surprised which ones become the biggest i'm i'm always surprised i feel like i can go off what you know like management and label and everybody says yeah stuff but

could you imagine like kind of makes you think like right and then like track donkey what do you think is going to be the biggest banger do you usually know when something is going to hit with your fans or you are always surprised which ones become the biggest i'm i'm always surprised i feel like i can go off what you know like management and label and everybody says yeah stuff but

I mean, I just want to make a song that I like, and I could never, like some songs you just know, and like, oh, this is really catchy, and that usually does it, but now I'm old, and I mean, I made an album with me playing guitar on every song and no features, so I don't know exactly how in touch I am, but I think there's some great songs on there that I hope people like.

I mean, I just want to make a song that I like, and I could never, like some songs you just know, and like, oh, this is really catchy, and that usually does it, but now I'm old, and I mean, I made an album with me playing guitar on every song and no features, so I don't know exactly how in touch I am, but I think there's some great songs on there that I hope people like.

I mean, I just want to make a song that I like, and I could never, like some songs you just know, and like, oh, this is really catchy, and that usually does it, but now I'm old, and I mean, I made an album with me playing guitar on every song and no features, so I don't know exactly how in touch I am, but I think there's some great songs on there that I hope people like.

You know that one. Yeah, that one. You know that one. I can already feel it.

You know that one. Yeah, that one. You know that one. I can already feel it.

You know that one. Yeah, that one. You know that one. I can already feel it.

I really don't. Fuck.

I really don't. Fuck.

I really don't. Fuck.

Come on. They're all so different.

Come on. They're all so different.

Come on. They're all so different.

I hope anybody listens at all. That would be amazing.

I hope anybody listens at all. That would be amazing.

I hope anybody listens at all. That would be amazing.

Thanks, Daddy Gang.

Thanks, Daddy Gang.

Thanks, Daddy Gang.

I'm trying to remember the track list, too. I don't want to go. I'm having so much fun.

I'm trying to remember the track list, too. I don't want to go. I'm having so much fun.

I'm trying to remember the track list, too. I don't want to go. I'm having so much fun.

I'm actually getting kicked off is what's happening. No way. I'm like, okay, it's enough shit. Talk it the fuck out. Get the fuck out, Frodo feet.

I'm actually getting kicked off is what's happening. No way. I'm like, okay, it's enough shit. Talk it the fuck out. Get the fuck out, Frodo feet.

I'm actually getting kicked off is what's happening. No way. I'm like, okay, it's enough shit. Talk it the fuck out. Get the fuck out, Frodo feet.

I like Green Thumb a lot. I had a lot of fun playing the guitar on that and writing the guitar for that. Enough is Enough, Something Real. I can list the whole track list. Okay. But I don't know. I had so much fun working on those records.

I like Green Thumb a lot. I had a lot of fun playing the guitar on that and writing the guitar for that. Enough is Enough, Something Real. I can list the whole track list. Okay. But I don't know. I had so much fun working on those records.

I like Green Thumb a lot. I had a lot of fun playing the guitar on that and writing the guitar for that. Enough is Enough, Something Real. I can list the whole track list. Okay. But I don't know. I had so much fun working on those records.

This is true for the most part. No, not really. Not anymore. I'm actually so happy now. It's super interesting being out on tour for a long time. Because for a long time we... Just ran around the world, especially when I was younger and I could and before COVID and all that stuff. And now being back out on tour is hard because I'm old. Or I feel old, at least. How old are you? I'm 28.

This is true for the most part. No, not really. Not anymore. I'm actually so happy now. It's super interesting being out on tour for a long time. Because for a long time we... Just ran around the world, especially when I was younger and I could and before COVID and all that stuff. And now being back out on tour is hard because I'm old. Or I feel old, at least. How old are you? I'm 28.

This is true for the most part. No, not really. Not anymore. I'm actually so happy now. It's super interesting being out on tour for a long time. Because for a long time we... Just ran around the world, especially when I was younger and I could and before COVID and all that stuff. And now being back out on tour is hard because I'm old. Or I feel old, at least. How old are you? I'm 28.

Thank you very much. Thank you guys for having me.

Thank you very much. Thank you guys for having me.

Thank you very much. Thank you guys for having me.

I don't see why not.

I don't see why not.

I don't see why not.

What?

What?

What?

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

well this is amazing yeah and it's it's yeah feel that yeah oh and it's puff print like your nipples oh it's a set it's puff print like my nippies it hides it perfectly well that's actually so funny because we got a gift for you no post oh my god look at us this is so sweet guys thank you so much you're amazing thank you no you're fucking amazing oh my god we did it

well this is amazing yeah and it's it's yeah feel that yeah oh and it's puff print like your nipples oh it's a set it's puff print like my nippies it hides it perfectly well that's actually so funny because we got a gift for you no post oh my god look at us this is so sweet guys thank you so much you're amazing thank you no you're fucking amazing oh my god we did it

well this is amazing yeah and it's it's yeah feel that yeah oh and it's puff print like your nipples oh it's a set it's puff print like my nippies it hides it perfectly well that's actually so funny because we got a gift for you no post oh my god look at us this is so sweet guys thank you so much you're amazing thank you no you're fucking amazing oh my god we did it

I just turned 28. Whenever I started, I was 19. And I was like, everybody's like, oh, he's like 20 years old. And I'm like, yeah, that's, yeah. But now I'm like 28 and no one cares.

I just turned 28. Whenever I started, I was 19. And I was like, everybody's like, oh, he's like 20 years old. And I'm like, yeah, that's, yeah. But now I'm like 28 and no one cares.

I just turned 28. Whenever I started, I was 19. And I was like, everybody's like, oh, he's like 20 years old. And I'm like, yeah, that's, yeah. But now I'm like 28 and no one cares.

We're the same age. So am I old? No, ma'am.

We're the same age. So am I old? No, ma'am.

We're the same age. So am I old? No, ma'am.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

I'm super tired. And going on tour, now my knees click. A bunch of stuff. Yeah, I mean, I would love, I wanted to go Stone Cold Steve Austin double leg braces because it's so sick looking. And I wear jorts every show, so it's like perfect.

I'm super tired. And going on tour, now my knees click. A bunch of stuff. Yeah, I mean, I would love, I wanted to go Stone Cold Steve Austin double leg braces because it's so sick looking. And I wear jorts every show, so it's like perfect.

I'm super tired. And going on tour, now my knees click. A bunch of stuff. Yeah, I mean, I would love, I wanted to go Stone Cold Steve Austin double leg braces because it's so sick looking. And I wear jorts every show, so it's like perfect.

And then the knee brace begins. And you're like, why does he wear those? I don't know, but it looks cool. I think the more shit that like WWE wrestlers put on, I'm like, whoa, they must have like, they've been through some shit.

And then the knee brace begins. And you're like, why does he wear those? I don't know, but it looks cool. I think the more shit that like WWE wrestlers put on, I'm like, whoa, they must have like, they've been through some shit.

And then the knee brace begins. And you're like, why does he wear those? I don't know, but it looks cool. I think the more shit that like WWE wrestlers put on, I'm like, whoa, they must have like, they've been through some shit.

If I did knee pads, that would be badass. Because sometimes I'll hurt my hand because I'm a dumbass and I play in my garage and stab myself with a knife on accident. Yeah. And then I have to wrap my hand and I'm like, oh, I'm so cool. I love it.

If I did knee pads, that would be badass. Because sometimes I'll hurt my hand because I'm a dumbass and I play in my garage and stab myself with a knife on accident. Yeah. And then I have to wrap my hand and I'm like, oh, I'm so cool. I love it.

If I did knee pads, that would be badass. Because sometimes I'll hurt my hand because I'm a dumbass and I play in my garage and stab myself with a knife on accident. Yeah. And then I have to wrap my hand and I'm like, oh, I'm so cool. I love it.

Yes, ma'am. That didn't answer your question at all, by the way.

Yes, ma'am. That didn't answer your question at all, by the way.

Yes, ma'am. That didn't answer your question at all, by the way.

I'm amazing.

I'm amazing.

I'm amazing.

Yes, ma'am. So there's there's many schools of thought here. I actually don't know how to spell writer. I don't know if it's writer or writer. And I think that's kind of like where the two schools like disagree. And then but there's a lot of different arguments that can sprout out of that conversation. We won't go there.

Yes, ma'am. So there's there's many schools of thought here. I actually don't know how to spell writer. I don't know if it's writer or writer. And I think that's kind of like where the two schools like disagree. And then but there's a lot of different arguments that can sprout out of that conversation. We won't go there.

Yes, ma'am. So there's there's many schools of thought here. I actually don't know how to spell writer. I don't know if it's writer or writer. And I think that's kind of like where the two schools like disagree. And then but there's a lot of different arguments that can sprout out of that conversation. We won't go there.

But a writer is a list of stuff that you like that I guess make you feel at home whenever you're not.

But a writer is a list of stuff that you like that I guess make you feel at home whenever you're not.

But a writer is a list of stuff that you like that I guess make you feel at home whenever you're not.

The thing about my writer is it's not updated. I still get candies that I don't like.

The thing about my writer is it's not updated. I still get candies that I don't like.

The thing about my writer is it's not updated. I still get candies that I don't like.

It's not that I don't like. But for the longest time, we had gummy bears, like Haribo gummy bears, which are fine. But if you eat them every day for like two years straight, I want Black Forest gummy bears. I want to switch it up. But for now, we have Red Cups. I got to look over there. We have Emergency.

It's not that I don't like. But for the longest time, we had gummy bears, like Haribo gummy bears, which are fine. But if you eat them every day for like two years straight, I want Black Forest gummy bears. I want to switch it up. But for now, we have Red Cups. I got to look over there. We have Emergency.

It's not that I don't like. But for the longest time, we had gummy bears, like Haribo gummy bears, which are fine. But if you eat them every day for like two years straight, I want Black Forest gummy bears. I want to switch it up. But for now, we have Red Cups. I got to look over there. We have Emergency.

I prefer on my writer a stack of a million dollars cash. Would be very bitchin'.

I prefer on my writer a stack of a million dollars cash. Would be very bitchin'.

I prefer on my writer a stack of a million dollars cash. Would be very bitchin'.

That's what I heard.

That's what I heard.

That's what I heard.

It's over. You gotta go home. His knees click. We don't fucking care. Just eat the fucking Haribo gummy bears.

It's over. You gotta go home. His knees click. We don't fucking care. Just eat the fucking Haribo gummy bears.

It's over. You gotta go home. His knees click. We don't fucking care. Just eat the fucking Haribo gummy bears.

I consider myself low maintenance, I think.

I consider myself low maintenance, I think.

I consider myself low maintenance, I think.

Ah, yes. Yes, I think so. I don't know, because I'm at the core of everything. I'm super simple. I need a beer. I need cigarettes. And I need two hours in the bathroom to answer emails.

Ah, yes. Yes, I think so. I don't know, because I'm at the core of everything. I'm super simple. I need a beer. I need cigarettes. And I need two hours in the bathroom to answer emails.

Ah, yes. Yes, I think so. I don't know, because I'm at the core of everything. I'm super simple. I need a beer. I need cigarettes. And I need two hours in the bathroom to answer emails.

That's all I need, I think. Wow. And then a little bit of beer pong. But I will say something I'm a little bougie about is I need good cups and balls.

That's all I need, I think. Wow. And then a little bit of beer pong. But I will say something I'm a little bougie about is I need good cups and balls.

That's all I need, I think. Wow. And then a little bit of beer pong. But I will say something I'm a little bougie about is I need good cups and balls.

Like very specific cups and balls because the way in a lot of the, you know, there's a lot of different cups and balls out there.

Like very specific cups and balls because the way in a lot of the, you know, there's a lot of different cups and balls out there.

Like very specific cups and balls because the way in a lot of the, you know, there's a lot of different cups and balls out there.

And sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups and that's when I've had enough.

And sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups and that's when I've had enough.

And sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups and that's when I've had enough.

Yes, ma'am. And I've gotten worse as I've gotten. I used to be so good.

Yes, ma'am. And I've gotten worse as I've gotten. I used to be so good.

Yes, ma'am. And I've gotten worse as I've gotten. I used to be so good.

Yeah, I'm bad now.

Yeah, I'm bad now.

Yeah, I'm bad now.

I'm so bad now.

I'm so bad now.

I'm so bad now.

Well, answering the emails is very important. Tonight, Noah's coming out. Oh, well, this is in the future.

Well, answering the emails is very important. Tonight, Noah's coming out. Oh, well, this is in the future.

Well, answering the emails is very important. Tonight, Noah's coming out. Oh, well, this is in the future.

Okay. Well, in Boston, Noah Khan came out, and we were talking about inventing diapers for performers because you never know you hit the wrong move, and it's Vesuvius.

Okay. Well, in Boston, Noah Khan came out, and we were talking about inventing diapers for performers because you never know you hit the wrong move, and it's Vesuvius.

Okay. Well, in Boston, Noah Khan came out, and we were talking about inventing diapers for performers because you never know you hit the wrong move, and it's Vesuvius.

Yeah, it's Yellowstone-level eruption sometimes.

Yeah, it's Yellowstone-level eruption sometimes.

Yeah, it's Yellowstone-level eruption sometimes.

No, it's never happened to me. Let's just make this very clear. I want to look at every camera and say it's never happened to me. But if it does happen, that's a nightmare. Yeah. That's like a nightmare.

No, it's never happened to me. Let's just make this very clear. I want to look at every camera and say it's never happened to me. But if it does happen, that's a nightmare. Yeah. That's like a nightmare.

No, it's never happened to me. Let's just make this very clear. I want to look at every camera and say it's never happened to me. But if it does happen, that's a nightmare. Yeah. That's like a nightmare.

Well, then there's the whole thing because then think of what I could do with that two hours. Sometimes I'll bring a guitar in there. Sometimes I'll – I mean all the best lyrics are written on the shitter, 100%.

Well, then there's the whole thing because then think of what I could do with that two hours. Sometimes I'll bring a guitar in there. Sometimes I'll – I mean all the best lyrics are written on the shitter, 100%.

Well, then there's the whole thing because then think of what I could do with that two hours. Sometimes I'll bring a guitar in there. Sometimes I'll – I mean all the best lyrics are written on the shitter, 100%.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

And those kind of merge perfectly.

And those kind of merge perfectly.

And those kind of merge perfectly.

They are separate ventures, but I've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of – I've had some of the meanest shits in my entire life. off the shrooms and just beer. It's cause it'll be like, like whenever I was a kid too, it'd be like beer and shrooms for like four days and not eating anything. And I will be like, guys, I'm gonna die right now.

They are separate ventures, but I've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of – I've had some of the meanest shits in my entire life. off the shrooms and just beer. It's cause it'll be like, like whenever I was a kid too, it'd be like beer and shrooms for like four days and not eating anything. And I will be like, guys, I'm gonna die right now.

They are separate ventures, but I've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of – I've had some of the meanest shits in my entire life. off the shrooms and just beer. It's cause it'll be like, like whenever I was a kid too, it'd be like beer and shrooms for like four days and not eating anything. And I will be like, guys, I'm gonna die right now.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.