Post Malone
speaker
327 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard May 2025
Post Malone’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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We're the same age. So am I old? No, ma'am.
I'm super tired. And going on tour, now my knees click. A bunch of stuff. Yeah, I mean, I would love, I wanted to go Stone Cold Steve Austin double leg braces because it's so sick looking. And I wear jorts every show, so it's like perfect.
And then the knee brace begins. And you're like, why does he wear those? I don't know, but it looks cool. I think the more shit that like WWE wrestlers put on, I'm like, whoa, they must have like, they've been through some shit.
If I did knee pads, that would be badass. Because sometimes I'll hurt my hand because I'm a dumbass and I play in my garage and stab myself with a knife on accident. Yeah. And then I have to wrap my hand and I'm like, oh, I'm so cool. I love it.
Yes, ma'am. That didn't answer your question at all, by the way.
Yes, ma'am. So there's there's many schools of thought here. I actually don't know how to spell writer. I don't know if it's writer or writer. And I think that's kind of like where the two schools like disagree. And then but there's a lot of different arguments that can sprout out of that conversation. We won't go there.
But a writer is a list of stuff that you like that I guess make you feel at home whenever you're not.
The thing about my writer is it's not updated. I still get candies that I don't like.
It's not that I don't like. But for the longest time, we had gummy bears, like Haribo gummy bears, which are fine. But if you eat them every day for like two years straight, I want Black Forest gummy bears. I want to switch it up. But for now, we have Red Cups. I got to look over there. We have Emergency.
I prefer on my writer a stack of a million dollars cash. Would be very bitchin'.
That's what I heard.
It's over. You gotta go home. His knees click. We don't fucking care. Just eat the fucking Haribo gummy bears.
I consider myself low maintenance, I think.
Ah, yes. Yes, I think so. I don't know, because I'm at the core of everything. I'm super simple. I need a beer. I need cigarettes. And I need two hours in the bathroom to answer emails.
That's all I need, I think. Wow. And then a little bit of beer pong. But I will say something I'm a little bougie about is I need good cups and balls.
Like very specific cups and balls because the way in a lot of the, you know, there's a lot of different cups and balls out there.
And sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups and that's when I've had enough.
Yes, ma'am. And I've gotten worse as I've gotten. I used to be so good.
Yeah, I'm bad now.
I'm so bad now.
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