Post Malone
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327 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard May 2025
Post Malone’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Well, answering the emails is very important. Tonight, Noah's coming out. Oh, well, this is in the future.
Okay. Well, in Boston, Noah Khan came out, and we were talking about inventing diapers for performers because you never know you hit the wrong move, and it's Vesuvius.
Yeah, it's Yellowstone-level eruption sometimes.
No, it's never happened to me. Let's just make this very clear. I want to look at every camera and say it's never happened to me. But if it does happen, that's a nightmare. Yeah. That's like a nightmare.
Well, then there's the whole thing because then think of what I could do with that two hours. Sometimes I'll bring a guitar in there. Sometimes I'll – I mean all the best lyrics are written on the shitter, 100%.
Sure.
And those kind of merge perfectly.
They are separate ventures, but I've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of – I've had some of the meanest shits in my entire life. off the shrooms and just beer. It's cause it'll be like, like whenever I was a kid too, it'd be like beer and shrooms for like four days and not eating anything. And I will be like, guys, I'm gonna die right now.
shitting your brains out yeah it's terrible skinny legend you're like it all just i lost like 10 pounds from this one trip once no no but it's crazy because one point it just knocks on fucking hell's gate and you're like okay we need to open the floodgates now we need to take care of this this is a problem you keep talking about doing emails like do you not have someone to do your emails for you
emails is just code for shitting answering emails is just code for shitting okay I didn't know if you're actually sitting doing emails while you're taking your shit sometimes I'll answer some emails I do on tour it's hard to like bring gaming consoles and stuff and I'm pretty huge pro gamer so I do a lot of online shopping and everybody thinks every order I place is fake but you're like really shopping in there while you're shitting it's me and then they call me or you put your name on the order I have to
Yeah, I do, because they call me and they're like, hey, we've had a lot of fraud. And we want to say, they even call me about my billing address not matching up with my home address and stuff. And I talk, little do they know, I'm totally on the can. And I have to run a white noise machine or a little bit of water.
And I have to specifically get up and turn it off and then sit back down just so they don't think I'm in. And I know sometimes they can tell with the reverb. Because what's interesting about a bathroom, you can definitely tell if you're on speakerphone, you can definitely tell if someone's in the bathroom.
And then in pictures, for some reason, if you send someone a picture, like a selfie while you're shitting, there's no way that you don't know they're on the toilet. It's like an angle or something.
No, but if I do.
I have a bunch of ex-SEAL buddies and ranger buddies, and they do it all the time. They're like, hey, just take it as shit. What's popping? And I'm like, all right, yeah, me too. You know what? Fuck it. Let's do it.
Well, this is just like, this is kind of what boys do. This is like what we do. We send each other shitty selfies.
And then Dre will FaceTime, my manager will FaceTime me or something, and I'll be like, hey, you know what? Hey, what's going on? And he can definitely, you can definitely tell him FaceTime.
You can say this interview really went in the can.
Weird. Weird. I've always been like. I don't know. I've always been kind of an introverted kid, but then, you know, I loved express. I love making music forever. I love playing games. I love hanging. I like, I had a small group of friends. We would just go over to my buddy's house every day and just play games and stuff. And I don't know.
Weird. A little weirdo.
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