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Vegetables, yes.

I mean, that's got nothing to do at all with a flower display, with a floral display, does it?

So...

You could go a massive bouquet, something smaller, but I think you need to bring still real life into it.

And if you did a full, because I've seen the table, if you lay down on your side, George Costanza styles, as if somebody is painting you.

Yes, yes.

Completely naked with just a very small bunch of grapes hiding your balls.

Just my balls?

Just your balls.

Because that would mean that the people then, because you mainly live with elderly people, and so the people there will be going, hang on a minute, is that...

And you'll be able to say, yes, it is.

There's also the issue of your heinous circumcision.

And you don't really want to put that on display.

Yeah.

Well, unless it was in some kind of a medical museum, some sort of shop of horrors.

Well, what a great way to use your leave.

What was so hard about your week, man?

But you make it look hard.

It is, mate.

Definitely.