FULL SHOW: MEATPATTYCARS69
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.
Why is Jase worried about Jizz?
Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show with Jason Hoyt.
Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company on another glorious day in Auckland City. It is the 11th of June, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburgia. Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburgia. Reburgia! Yeah, delicious stuff. G'day, Mogi, you stallion. How's life? Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee.
What shocking dinner did Mogey experience?
Look, I hate to start off the show with another weather chat, but jeez, she's a bloody ripper out there, fellas, eh? If we could bottle a day like this, my life would be so good. Why would you want to put this day in a bottle, man? Well, just so we can have it over and over and over and over again. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. So I could drink it down every day.
Yeah, right.
Suck it down. How are you going, Keezy, man? You're looking very smart.
Thank you.
What exciting event are the hosts promoting?
Yeah, no, feeling good. Beautiful day here in Auckland. I hope it's beautiful wherever you are, New Zealand, because I don't just want to be Auckland-centric. Oh, I don't care.
What car advice do the fellas offer?
No, I don't care either, really, to be honest.
No, I hope it's pouring down. That always makes the enjoyment go up for me, weirdly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I look at the forecast, it's beautiful here, Wellington pissing down. Yeah, blowing the gale. That's a sweet spot for me. Yeah, fair enough.
Christchurch freezing your tits off.
What did the Women's Day article reveal about Keezy?
Hoity J, looking good, man. I see today you've gone for the black hoodie and boys' trip hat.
How are the Big Poll results affecting the conversation?
Yeah, man. Yeah.
Well, I had to change today because, of course, I was wearing my trackies and my T-shirt for the shoot that we were doing this morning. But I went a bit upmarket for the show proper.
What phone troubles is Jase facing?
Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? Far out.
Is this upmarket?
I am looking good. I think you'll all agree. Looking good. Hey, Mogi, what's coming up? What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Fellas, can you believe it's Thursday? I can't, actually. I was just about to say Wednesday at the top of the show there, and I went, hang on, it's Thursday. Another opportunity to get yourself into the draw for the Export Ultra Bear Garden Tour. The fellas from Breakfast Plus G Lane are going over to the NRL Grand Final. Listen out for your cue to call, and you can get yourself into the draw. Not only that, listen to this, fellas. Old Keezy's got an apology to make to his dentist. What do you think that might be about there, Jase? I've got no idea. Well, I guess you'll have to stay tuned to find out.
Oh, that's good, man. And coming up next, Hootie J, you've got concerns about the state of your jizz cat. Yeah. Your cat jizz. Your cat's name is jizz. Well, not my cat jizz. Well, I guess it is my cat jizz, yeah. I'm really upset. I got quite emotional this afternoon. Oh, did you? Yeah, we'll talk about it later on. Oh, well, next. But in the meantime, here's Incubus. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki. Stone Temple Pilots there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is 12 minutes past 4 o'clock. And, fellas, this afternoon I had a moment of genuine emotional sadness today. Well put, man. That's not what I was going to say.
And it's concerning my jizz. Okay, so just quickly, we have to explain, your cat is named Jizz. Yes. As voted by the Hodaki listeners.
Profound sadness was what I wanted to say.
I like the first version, to be honest.
And it was genuine. And it was because Jizz was sitting on the ledge in our apartment there. We've got these massive windows that overlook the park. And she was looking out there at the park and all the birds flitting around and the leaves falling. And I felt really, really sad because she now was an apartment cat. When we lived out west, we had a huge backyard. And she loved it. She'd have her brekkie in the morning and then take off into the backyard and go on a killing spree. Every single day. Come back, tuck it out at the end of the night. And I was so... Sort of profoundly sad for her looking at her.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:09
2
Why is Jase worried about Jizz?
0:09–0:43
3
What shocking dinner did Mogey experience?
0:43–1:10
4
What exciting event are the hosts promoting?
1:10–1:17
5
What car advice do the fellas offer?
1:17–1:35
6
What did the Women's Day article reveal about Keezy?
1:35–1:39
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How are the Big Poll results affecting the conversation?
1:39–1:52
8
What phone troubles is Jase facing?
1:52–55:57