Rachel Coster
Appearances
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I hope so. I hope I have a bunch more ideas. I have a bunch of like, I have a bunch of skills that I haven't been able to like show off. And I have a bunch of stuff that I want to do and a bunch of parts of myself that I think I can share. And so I'm excited to figure out ways to do that. And I think it will just take time. And I'm really kind of happy to enjoy the journey.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Like, I appreciate that you are like a little bit older. And it's taken you some time to get where you are. And I think that that's something so beautiful because you really know who you are now. And all the stuff that you're making is so you and exciting. And you're ready for it all. And I think I'm not ready for your level of success at this time. And so I'm excited for when I get there.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I'm literally not. I'm literally not.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yes. And I still think that's brilliant. It's an uneditable Google doc, which has everything you had on it. And you made a poetry book. I just thought that it was like, it was cool to see someone who was like, I'm going to make it work for myself no matter what. And it's cool that it's only gotten better and better. I must have read about you in like Vice or some shit. I don't really know.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I think that's really awesome.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
That's awesome and helpful. I feel like I've had such a hard time getting normal jobs. I mean, partially because I'm just extremely a liability.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
she's coughing yeah i've been sick for a week sorry oh my god well thank you for doing the podcast oh my god i i couldn't cancel even though i probably should have because then i would have had more time to figure out how to use my computer um but i don't think i would have used that time to do that um i don't think so either i think that you would have done the same thing that you did now
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
With jobs, I feel like it's just one of those things where it's like, I'm only here for a second. Like, when I had my last real job, I remember it was coming up on a year, and my boss, like, called me in, and she was like, I really like you. I like working with you. I think you're, like, there's something awesome about you. Do you want to be here? And I was like, do you know what?
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I really like you. I really like your company. I like what you're doing.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
no yeah but that's that's normal i think i think you just have some people are really good at hiding that but i think most everyone doesn't like their job or most people at least i think i've been able to not have a job because of like my financial experience that i'm extremely grateful for and obviously eventually if i have to have one like i'll grin and bear it
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
offensive so what's your take okay i think that there should be no more group chat 100 disagree okay because no i think what happened is that you and i are different because young people respectfully we have a different thing going on what's that they are making group chats for legit anything and i'm finding it challenging because something will start as like oh we're going to the fair but then like six months later i'm getting 125 texts a day
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
But for now, if I don't have to, I just don't want to. And it's not because I don't like working hard. Like I love working. I just like working in kind of spurts and in like varying positions and doing various stuff.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Like that's why I really liked working in production because it's like you're always doing different stuff with different people and you get to meet such awesome people and you get to kind of like
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
problem solve which is a thing that is really hard to hire for and a person can say they're really good at problem solving but it's like until there is like seven shit fans spinning at a time you don't know how someone can and like everyone's yelling at you and you're holding 30 things and like talent doesn't have food or what you know what I mean like you just don't know how you handle it until it's happening and I'm just so good at that stuff which you kind of can't really prove okay that's great that's good
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
There was different drama in that group chat where it was like, it was a thing where it was like somebody really wanted to go and, um, they had to leave the group chat and uh they weren't like there's just a weird pressure to stay in when there's nothing wrong with the group chat or something um i guess i can't really speak to that because i didn't i will get in trouble with the community but um
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
i think it's really hard when you don't really like people anymore or like them that much and you don't know why you're constantly having to hear their takes on stuff in a space that you can't leave and i think that happens with basically every single group chat it happened during like the pandemic where it was like we were a bubble what was it called bubble i think it was called a bubble oh no it was called a pod we were a pod you had a pod
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I was in a pod and then it just started being like we all were in each other's spaces too much. We're showing up at each other's houses without like knocking or like letting people know we were coming over. Like there was just like boundaryless hell. And I think there just comes a time where it's like someone needs to set the group chat on fire so everyone can be set free.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
It's a weird thing where it really is like you should be able to everyday consent to being in a group chat.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Oh, good question. Actively, I'm in. There are like four that are constantly going off.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, and the problem is one of them is just people I'm really not that close with anyway. And so I'm like, I don't want to be in here. And it's nothing personal. I literally like everyone so much. It just confuses my brain because it makes me feel like we're close friends. And they're not my close friends.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Every now and then, but it's hard to read it all, honestly. And it's hard to read basically any of it because it comes in so fast.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Oh, yeah. I don't think I'm in any that are bigger than seven.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, that are saying like, oh, Trump got shot, whatever. I don't want to see that in my group chats that I've never signed up for. You can't consent to being in a group chat. No one ever asks like, oh, do you want to be in here for the rest of your life?
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
It's really personal when I leave because there's only a couple of us.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I guess I'll do that one day in the middle of the night.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
yeah don't don't announce your departure just in the middle of the night just leave yeah i think you should try it i will and i feel bad because i'm like i don't i mean i've i've seen other people do it in the group chats and like everyone's just like well i wonder what happened like no one's ever like fuck them or whatever so i know they wouldn't say fuck me it's just this weird thing of like i don't want to be rude and i don't want anyone to think there's beef or problems i'm just like imagine if i didn't get a hundred notifications every day from this thing
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Okay, you're emboldening me. Also, like, all the comments on that video were like, just leave, just leave. Why won't you leave? Like, seems like you're a pussy. And, like, I feel like... People don't understand what it's like to be in community with people, especially people who you're not actually best friends with.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
No, no. I think what I mean is like a high school. It is a community. It's not community. It's a bunch of people who know me, who know my business, and I know all theirs and stuff, and it's like... I think just being in comedy, it's like that happens on accident.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Even if you're like, I'm a lone wolf, I'm doing my own thing, you ultimately are always going to know all the people on the show that you're doing.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, and I'm always talking shit and then, like, realizing, oh, you're friends with her or something. And it's like, oh, God, I've done it now.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I don't really think that's true. I really don't think. Because they don't want you to leave. Yeah, I don't know if it's that because I don't think I'm being that fun. I think it's more it would just mean that I didn't want to be there and that would hurt their feelings. Like, I don't think there's any plus to having me. It's just the negative of losing me.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
so of the four you said you were four or seven um four okay what are the names i want to know the names i don't want to say you yeah i just want to know the name of the chat i know what i know wives and girlfriends of zach schiffman yeah that one that one's the most active that one seems like you like that one yeah that one's fun because it's like a lot of like industry and industry gossip and
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
No, because then they'll send me a screenshot of me exiting group chat, go, hey, Rachel, what the f***? And then I'll have to express that like, oh, I actually don't want to be a part of this community anymore.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I know, and what's funny is people still tell him stuff, and I'm like, well, he's going to tell everyone. The thing is, it's like, well, if you want people to know secretly that you're up for something, tell Zach Schiffman. He'll tell everyone.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I find him, he's incredible and I think he's the most misunderstood man in the world.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yes, but I think I would be too shy because I wouldn't want to bother you. And I think it would be a nightmare.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
He doesn't know how to experience any sort of positive feedback or kindness. Anytime I tell him I love him, he's like, okay, I'll see you later. He is not a warm person, but he cares a lot.
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And then it's like not worth the drama. I don't have to explain that I don't want to be there. It's just like you get back to your phone and there's 300 new messages all from one space.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Wait, that's really interesting.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Maybe he's nervous or something. He really adores you beyond beyond. I have on record him saying Kareem Rahman is a godsend and the future of entertainment in multiple places. So it's funny that he...
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
You know what it is? Honestly, I think he does not know how to communicate with straight men.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Okay, awesome. How many people is in that?
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
If someone got engaged or something, I'll bop in. But generally, it's like I really don't care what's going on in there. If you want me to know, text me.
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Boys love to talk about that kind of thing.
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Yeah, yeah. Because it's hilarious if we were ever to talk about this, but we would never. But we'll just name it. My best group chat that I'm in, none of the names are good, but there's one that has a really good purpose. And it's whenever you're shopping, if you just want to send a picture and be like, should I get this? It's called Collective Purchase Approvals.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Wags, which is wives and girlfriends of our friend.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
It's also a Zach Shipman brainchild.
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because it's generally people will say yes every now and then they say no and that's honestly really helpful because you're like okay that saves me a hundred dollars or whatever wait this is nice it's an amazing idea that's like a focus group And it's also anytime there's a sale, someone alerts everybody.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
And anytime there's a discount code or an email or whatever, like anytime there's a drop, like discount code, like it's so helpful. It's crazy.
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Zach. He's gay. Nothing wrong with that. I love the LGBT. Cute. Cute.
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yeah it's the best it's the best especially when you're like do not do bits in here do not be silly in here like we are just business and it's only for this and if everyone follows the rules you'll all feel this like reward in your heart that is overwhelming wait that's incredible and so zach schiffman started that one he's the creator yeah and i got added kind of like a year into it and i think i've like brought it new life because i shot more than anyone in the entire world why did it take so long for him to add you
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Because it's not really like my friend group, but now I've taken over and those are my girls for life.
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I don't know. There's like six or seven girls.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Do it. It will feel so good. And it's so nice to kind of just run shit by someone. And it's a little bit of like, I can spend this much money. Do you know what I mean?
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
i love it who's who's your um dream group chat rotation like the dream blunt rotation meme um of like famous people etc yeah like who are we putting in there okay i love lena dunham i think her mind is like endlessly perfect and i want to hear anything she has to say um if it honestly it's just me and lena dunham like i'm happy um honestly let me think let me think um i think
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There needs to be a hot boy so that I'm funny in it.
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Yeah, or honestly, Zach Fox, I think, is the funniest, hottest guy. I want him in there.
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Okay, thank you. And then somebody old to get some sort of wisdom.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I think I'd want someone... Barack Obama. Barack Obama.
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What's up? Thank you for having me, Kareem. Sorry for being bad at technology. And that's just like, I guess, my generation. And I also have like an amendment to my subway take. Is that allowed?
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he i can forgive him for all that he has done and just kind of like we could just let loose yeah you just vibe at this point at this point i mean what can you do he was already he already did it and i also want someone who's like younger than me for a new perspective so i would say hunter shaffer yeah get her in the mix i like her i think she seems cool i don't know if she's younger than you though
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I think everyone is, honestly, a lot of people are younger than me. The people popping off.
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Okay. I need to get my shit together.
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I think pressure is like the most amazing thing to put on myself. If it's positive.
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Yeah, I definitely have that. And I'm sitting on the edge of my bed apologizing.
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Yeah. Yes, you're right. Okay, well, I'm being kinder to myself at this time.
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Yeah, I definitely am not affected by music, but podcasts like electrify me.
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Yeah, I just like I hate the pressure to find. It's another thing of just like negativity seeping into the fun of life where I'm so worried about like,
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liking it that i don't like any of it about the music yes yes it's like horrible and also listening to anything for the first time i'm like this is a night i think this is also a part of my disease or whatever but it's like a new thing is a nightmare to me something that's familiar is paradise so i've listened to songs from my childhood like a bajillion times but new stuff is hard to work in unless it's like i hear the cafe all the time which is why i like pop music wait but but podcasts bring you comfort
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Okay, perfect. Because... I think that group chats can be amazing, but I think they need an expiration date because there are too many people who are really lonely and just using them as a way to talk to people after you already went to Six Flags or had a bridal shower, and there's no need for there to be jokesters chatting up months after the event you made the group chat for.
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Yeah, I just like hearing people chat it up, and I like learning about new stuff.
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Yeah, because it's the only way to get off my phone.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Well, everything I do is on my phone. I don't have a normal job. When I hang out with a kid, I babysit. I'm hanging out with her for sure. But other than that, it's like I'm messaging people. I'm chatting it up. I'm thinking of stuff.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
i'm looking at clothing you would not believe how much i think about clothing for how shitty i dress it is all i think about in the world i love style so much but unfortunately it's just never going to translate to how my body looks do you know what i mean well no because you have cool style you're like like like i mean i don't know i don't know who your references are but i feel like you have you know you have a good grasp on what you want to look like
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I don't think that's true because what I want to look like is nothing like what I have looked like. Anything you've seen so far, you're completely misguided. It's similar. Everything about me is like, well, it's a work in progress. Just tune back in in like three years.
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I'm going to be the most incredible girl you've ever seen in your fucking life.
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No, I would say it's six years.
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Yeah, and I'm getting closer every day.
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It's literally... It couldn't possibly be that because he loves you to high heavens. And I've got screenshots to prove it.
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I don't have them at this time. He's busy. He likes to pretend he's the busiest man alive. And I do think he is.
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he's quite busy he's quite busy but also so my fyi like in case everyone's wondering because the way that i presented on this like podcast like i have a lot going on what are you doing just like so much stuff all the time plus i'm trying to get extremely buff and it's hard to do when you're a girl
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what's the buff routine what are you doing I'm really putting in hours at the gym my body I'm like I'm so strong I wish you could feel my arm right now it's like rock hard I just have to eat more
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It's been a lifelong. No, I have been obsessed. Also, are you trying to wrap this up? I'm sorry if you keep trying to end it.
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No, but he does keep me going. My initial, I think it was when I was a child, I realized that I was never going to be thin, but I could put on muscle like a motherfucker. And so I just realized that there's no better feeling in the world than being able to do everything that you want to do with your body.
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And so it's been like, I had a huge injury for like a year, for two years that was like causing me so much pain that I couldn't really see. And so I didn't really have an effective time at the gym during that time. But I'm back. I got an epidural. I'm back and I'm going to not waste this nature's gift of steroids and probably fentanyl.
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Well, I want to make it a firm belief that that's my new take is that they just like have got to end at a certain point so that you don't have to like be a bitch for leaving.
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Yeah, I have a herniated disc in my lower back. It's the worst thing ever.
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How did you get yours? um a car accident when i was like 24 or something or 23 yeah and it sucks so bad it's like you kind of want like bad things to happen to you as late in life as possible so you don't have to walk around with that kind of pain or whatever
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Do you know what? My psychiatrist is pretty loose about stuff. I feel like it can't be.
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Oh, yeah. My doctor kind of was like, she barely asked any questions. I asked her a drug issue and she didn't ask a single question.
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It's HIPAA. No, but you shouldn't do opioids because they block you up. And being regular is the greatest painkiller there is.
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No, it started in high school. I was obsessed with being buff. I was jacked. Then in college, I did CrossFit, and I could do pull-ups like a motherfucker. And then I lost that strength when I started working, like, full-time and stuff, like, because I couldn't go to the gym all the time. And then...
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Yeah, I guess during COVID, I was pretty strong and doing kettlebell stuff and jumping rope as fuck. But it's never been visible, really, because I just get kind of compact. But I want to make it so it's visible, and I'm learning that you just have to eat so much for that to happen.
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Yeah, so much protein. Every time I think I've done as much as I'm supposed to, I read how many numbers I've gotten to, and it's like half. I'm stuffed to the brim.
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Yes, the same way that you can share your location for a day. I think that that is just a healthy way to do it. You never have to be like, hey, I randomly don't want you to know where I am all the time anymore, and I'm going to announce it. It's just so much nicer to kind of let it be your secret.
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Yeah, salads can be fucking awesome.
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My favorite salad when I'm in a rush is just grated carrots and beets with lemon and olive oil with some raisins. It's so, like, it feels really good to eat. It makes your piss a crazy color. And your body just, like, it knows that that is pure nutrition. And it thanks you for it.
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Yeah. I mean, it's worth it for the piss. Honestly, your poop also turns bright pink.
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Yeah, it's so easy, and it tastes awesome.
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Me neither. I was talking to this gay guy who I used to work for, and he was like, I haven't cooked in six years living in New York City. And I think I've made a couple bakes, so I can't say something like that. But it's crazy how easy it is to never cook at home if you are happy to spend a little bit of money.
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That is like the luckiest thing ever. I hope to marry someone who's a really good chef.
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I worry for myself. For that kind of thing of like, am I just not a high value woman because I like to not make a bowl. But I also just really hope that when the time comes, I'm just dating someone who's good at that kind of thing or we have enough money to just.
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And I thought about it. Wow. Let it just just do it.
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I'm letting it gesticulate but I had this like amazing vision of me making like Thai food yeah like think about how sick that would be if I was like if I made pad Thai at my house that's like the thing it's like when I want to make a good food it's like I want mapo tofu or I want like a curry like I'm never wanting like something that's easy to make in the oven because I'm I just like I want actually flavor like exciting stuff yeah like like Thai
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yeah and so i'm just gonna order time i know i know because then i don't have to buy like a bunch of leftover like lime that's gonna be sitting around for 100 years and like weird spices that i don't know what to do with i've you know what i make at home though a lot i make really good popcorn i believe that i make incredible popcorn oh my god what's your secret have you ever been a nighthawk yeah do you have you ever had their popcorn nighthawk popcorn
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That's amazing. I make it a lot. I've been adding MSG to stuff willy nilly and it like really rocks.
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Oh, it does have a taste. So it's kind of like a, like, it kind of goes like, woo! It's like, goes over sweet and salty and it's right in the middle of just like this kind of, it just is like, it's kind of like what makes, like, the best thing taste good.
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Yeah, I think I thought of it with the child I babysit the other day.
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I mean, it could be awesome. I think maybe it's bad for you or something, but I just like... No, I think that was a rumor. Oh, yeah.
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I had like a cabbage salad that was like sweet and vinegary and had MSG recently. And it like, literally, I could eat that for every single meal every day.
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Yeah, I was just like, I just wish I could kind of zip into the subway, kind of get sucked in. And like, nobody knows where I went, but I'm just on the subway now.
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No, but I can't remember where it was. I think it was at Hell... Hell... something in Ridgewood. Do you know what I'm talking about?
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No, it's nearby though. You should go to this place. It was so good.
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No, but I love SkinCeuticals. Everything they make is really high quality and awesome. And Blue Mercury is amazing because they do kind of like the weeding out for you. Everything is already pretty high quality. Not that Sephora isn't, but I think Sephora is a lot more like, let's just have some fun. And I think Blue Mercury is a little bit more like ingredient forward.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Oh, good. Oh, thank God. I thought you were going to make me have to come up with them on my own, and I was like, well, I might choose the wrong ones.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I guess I 100% disagree, but I think you have to start from the top.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
down because that's how water flows i don't know i don't agree with that i think that's strange i think you start in the center no yeah i start with chest no no what do you mean no i just well because then your shampoo is going to get all over your chest and then leave a residue no it's not yes it is i don't even use shampoo your conditioner
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I also don't really wash my legs, and I know that, like, everyone makes fun of people for that.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Of course they do, but I'm not talking to them. I'm not talking to them about it. I scrub my legs sometimes with a brush.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I have a brush. It's supposed to be for dry brushing where you brush yourself before you get in the shower and get all the dead skin kind of shaken up. But I just do it in the shower because I'm like, why the fuck not?
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Here's my system, and I think it's perfect.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Okay, shampoo, conditioner, leave the conditioner in if you want to, face wash. While the conditioner's in, shave my legs, then wash my body, and wash the conditioner out, then wash my body, then put on moisturizer while still in the... God damn it. Sorry, guys.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
But I guess I couldn't, I would never make a judgment about someone unless they did something so weird and had a really bad reason for it.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Um, I like this, but I think they should just wear them to the beach. I think Speedos are so sexy and awesome, and I think if I have to be vulnerable and basically naked, I think that boys should have to as well.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I would love to also be walking around in a pair of shorts and no shirt on, but I have to wear something that's really uncomfortable and, like, cold and warm in the wrong places, and I think that boys should have to do that too. I also think it's sexy.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I don't think that's a problem.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
No, we need to be more body positive and kind to each other.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I know, it's not right and I'm not.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, I don't fuck them. Of course I'm nice. I'm just kidding.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I am next to boys with small penises.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, I think I'm bad at all of it. I think everyone knows how to use a phone. I know how to use my phone. I don't know how to organize stuff on it. And sometimes I see the way other people are using their phones and I'm like, do I even really know what I'm doing with this thing? They're kind of, like, blowing me out of the water. Like, organizational tools and, like, knowing how to sign stuff.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I like that. I think that's interesting.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Whenever you add it to stuff, it's generally better. I wish it was served with fries, TBH.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, it's kind of a strange thing because it's just as easy as ketchup and it's a different kind of thing. It's a different kind of ketchup.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Oh, they do love mustard. Sorry. But I don't mean with French fries. Mustard is like for sausage.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
What the fuck do they eat in France?
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yes, except for Slack. No, you know what? Even there, I think it can be so flirty. I think it just has to be consensual. Otherwise, it's scary.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
if you find someone on LinkedIn I wonder if that's happened I've definitely like flirted with someone by adding them on LinkedIn like someone I was already like kind of talking to adding them on LinkedIn was like I think in college I was like lol I know someone who has slept with someone via LinkedIn DM that's really cool and first they did an informational interview and then on the informational interview he was like
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Was one of them looking for a job?
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Was one of them looking for a job?
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yes. It's creepy if one of you knows that you have intentions and the other one doesn't.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
but if you're both kind of like i don't know i just randomly thought you're you know what i don't know it's hard i think he may have had intentions yeah it's hard because dating i think is one of those things where it's like you'll never solve the problem i think it's something that is born to be hard it's always been hard it's always going to be hard and whatever works for you or whatever works in a scenario like it's just kind of a miracle because generally it's a mess
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
For example, DocuSign. Or, like, whenever someone sends me something to sign or add, like, information to, like, a document, I have no idea where to do that kind of thing. And I feel like other people just know instinctively to, like, have...
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Of course. I think that's true.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, of course. I think love, I would go wherever for someone if I wanted to be with them.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Oh, Rachel Koster on Instagram. I have no idea what my TikTok is. Twitter obsolete, but it's Rachel for the stars. And yeah, find me on the street, bitch.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Thank you so much. I had an amazing time. I wanted you to say this has been lovely and I can say I 100% agree.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, it didn't happen by nature.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, when I have to write in my name, my address, etc., it's like you're never getting that shit back from me.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
in a way that is mind-blowing. If everything could happen verbally, I would be the most famous, successful person in the world. If everything was just saying to me, hey, do you want to do this? And then I'd do it. Of course I would like to. Having to send emails to do stuff, I'm sorry, but it's just never going to work for me.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I'm sorry to be also part of my generation in this way, but it's like ADHD stuff. It's just like when the thing that gets you to do anything doesn't work.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, executive function is like you see your room and you're like, I'm going to clean my room. I see my room and I go, I'm going to clean my room. But instead, I go to pick up the Clorox and I grab something else. And I'm like, oh, my God, I really wanted to get into this.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Because for some reason, like last night this happened and I started giggling because I was like, okay, I'm going to wipe down all the surfaces in my room. But then I started clearing off the surfaces, obviously. And it took me down a rabbit hole. I eventually was like reading my Norton's Anthology. I started Beowulf. Which wasn't my intention when I started cleaning. Wait, that's crazy.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
It's an inability to do the designated tasks in order and in timely manner.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
And it makes it seem like I'm like intentionally being lazy or like I'm not working hard or like I'm distracted or something. And obviously I am distracted, but it's not like I don't, it's not like I don't want to do all the stuff I said I would. It's just really hard to get.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
That is why you are like the most successful man in New York City.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Well, it's true to me. I think you're incredible. You do so much stuff in a day. It would literally take me like maybe seven years to do as much as you do in a week.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
A million percent. I would love to do it one day. Every time I try, I end up half doing 700 tasks.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Well, I don't really have that much to do right now. Like this week, well, I have a cold and so I kind of canceled everything. So this week I'm off the hook. Generally, I have a to-do list, but it's like, again, it's scattered in 17 different notes.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I just will never do that because then I'll be like, it has to be perfect. It has to have the date. Everything's assigned. It has to have the date. Everything's due. Like it has to, there's just too many rules that I make up for myself that I put myself in a prison of my own mind. And it's like, so annoying.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
no it's just like shut the fuck up alert i think honestly when i'm busy by other people's like demands that is the best thing for me because i'm like i don't want people down if it's just me trying to accomplish stuff it's like no that's why i like working on projects with other people so do you have dusty surfaces right now yeah it is a mess in here in a way that i have you have a boy room
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
yeah oh my god i'm on the record of having a boy room like it's i have well now it's getting better because now i live alone and it's like extremely glamorous and i'm like making new moves to be chic but it is right at this minute like a horror zone there's like three boxes of cardboard that have different things in them when did you get out of the roommate situation
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
um a month ago congratulations that's a big is this your first time living alone yes see this is a big step this is a big step thank you i've had a roommate since i was 15. wow was that your mom and dad no i went to boarding school so i've just been in other people's zones for a while that's tight you're like the strokes yeah you you went to boarding school where and don't tell me it was like in switzerland no i wish oh my god do i see i i think i'd be way thinner if i went to switzerland i was in connecticut
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Totally. And that's why I'm a little thinner than I could be.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah. I did more coke in boarding school than I have in my adult life.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah. I wasn't even like really that crazy. I just did more then than now. Like it wasn't even so much, but it was kind of substantial for a 16 year old.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I used to have one and now I have zero. Is it a one bedroom or a studio? It's a studio.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
I feel efficient in here. I don't have to walk through any doors or anything. But I will say it slants like a foot over the course of like six feet. The slant is one foot in elevation. So whenever I go to the bathroom, I feel like hammered in the middle of the night because it's so tilted. So I am learning that it's not always going to be perfect even when you get exactly what you want.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
yeah there has to be something to work towards sorry i just talked to loogie i have no manners like in a way that i'm sorry i hope people hear it on the pod i don't know if they heard it um yeah i did there's definitely room to like i like got here and i was like how could anyone want more in the entire world and now that i've been here like a month i'm like yeah i get it like i would love to have like a counter space oh there's no counters
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Not in the kitchen, so I'm kind of just putting eggs. I've just made a lot of hard-boiled eggs because it's really all I can make.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yes, I have been doing that. I don't have very many places to put stuff. And so right now I'm kind of just purging nonstop, which has felt liberating and electrifying.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
No, God, but I like what they're doing over there. And I wish that I had like a real outfit that I knew all my friends would be wearing, too. I hate when I like look like an idiot. It would be nice to just be like light wash denim, black T-shirt. And I'm like safe for the day.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Okay. I think I would accidentally get looped into a group and they would be like, who's our new girl? And I would have to explain it because I'd probably be like, it's easy to have that kind of thing happen here. You just get whisked up.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, of course. It happens anytime I wear goth clothing too. I just end up hanging out with LGBT teens.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Well, you have an independent spirit.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yes, I think so too. And they seem really happy.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
It seems like there's a lot of community. And I just think, like, it's really good to enjoy your life. And it seems like they're doing that. Like, they are going out at night and, like, really cherishing every moment. And there's not that much stress because they have full-time jobs. Like, that seems awesome to have. I would love to have stability or consistency anywhere in my life.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
And I just kind of, like, shirk it at any opportunity.
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yes. And I'm just, like, I just am challenging. Like, I...
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
i'm bad at having relationships i'm bad at um having a job like it's just anything that is going to lock me into something i'm like hell no and so i like wish i was more like that and i was like looking for a west village boy etc and like at peace with my life but it's just not how i want to be you're not locked in i'm locked in and i'm working hard it's just like in a completely different way you're not you're you're okay so you are locked up
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"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
Yeah, I'm locked into a completely different thing. I'm locked into fixing my brain so that when the time comes to have my amazing idea, I'm ready to execute it. Do you know what I mean?