Rachel Feinstein
speaker
195 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Rachel Feinstein’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Because I took my daughter up from preschool. I took her to McDonald's. She threw a tantrum in McDonald's.
She called me a Latin curse word. She called me a bingey, like a bitch or something like that. Where'd she learn that? I don't know. She called me a loco bitch or crazy bitch or something like that. But they did say, they were like... Matt, your outfits are amazing. I came in. I know I'm a lot. He's a Jew.
Matt did say, like, come any time. And then you did text me a second time, which made me think you were bumping me. Because you were like, look, no rush, you know, whatever. So I was like, oh, they're going to have, like, some big people. I'll come at the bottom.
We had big people.
Oh, okay.
Well, I've been on the Stars Network. Oh. Get off my dick, all right?
Perhaps you haven't heard of Pumps and Punchlines, the fucking major tour.
Funny period was just the most insulting of all of them. Is that real? It was... Which one was that? Funny period. Just call it Bleeding Across America. Just call it Gash.
Vaginally hilarious.
Yeah, no, the Pointless Holes Tour made gross the most, though. I've never made as much money as I did on the Pointless Holes that deserve to be punished tour.
Only DeRosa would think we could actually get away with doing that. Why couldn't you get rid of it? Wasn't I doing a breast cancer benefit and Joe said I should call it Titty Cancer Extravaganza? He's like, you could do it. I'm like, no, it's the American Cancer Society, moron.
You're right.
How about Clits and Bits? Clits and Bits is not bad. Drunk DeRosa would be a great manager. You can do it. Come on. Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
You fucking cunt. Can I have a drink?
Like anything.
You guys, we should go and crash it and just to network.
Oh, because I heard it was the jokes that weren't funny, but maybe that was just.
Every time Joe fucks a girl, he calls me up saying he's got AIDS. So don't tell him you're sick. Joe is such a Jew. It's amazing what a Jew Joe is. I know. Oh, God.
That's the funniest combination because he's like a throbbing hypochondriac, but also he loves prostitutes. It's just a fun-loving combo.
I'm sorry, Poppy. I'm learning. I'm learning.
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