Rachel Scanlon
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7,123 appearances
25 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 22 Sep
Rachel Scanlon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's funny because when I was closeted, my closet persona was less like, I love dick. And my closet persona was like, I am going to be a pastor. Like virgin energy. I was like so celibate, so religious. Wow.
I like took sex out of the equation because that was easier than facing the queerness. Right. So you'd rather be like a nun.
Yeah. Because then it's like I don't have to sleep with men. You know what I mean? You're like... This is my answer. Were you laughing at thinking about me in a nun's outfit? I was, yeah.
I want them to be butch dykes in the habit. Well, wasn't, I mean, that's Whoopi, right? Whoopi's a butch lesbian. I was going to say. I would agree. Whoopi's pretty gay. For sure. A soft butch who sings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Absolutely.
If you want to be somebody, if you want to go somewhere. Wow. Come on. Imagine the voice cracks immediately.
No.
Oh, Happy Day.
So Sister Act 6 in all lesbian. Sister Act 69. Sorry. We take that back. Sister Act 69 in all lesbian reboot where the song is Oh, Happy Gay. Yeah. I love it. Sister Act meets Scissor Act. Stop it. Stop it. Yeah. Green light it. I knew you were perfect for this podcast.
I'm casting myself. Incredible. Walk me back.
Sorry. It seems like you were a tomboy as a kid.
got it classic it feels safe to experiment that type of way when you're like lol i was just like i was just drunk and you were drunk i was wasted i was drunk that's why we both came oh sorry sorry was that too much i know the sun's out sun is still out we could we could do way worse than that but we're like five minutes in i felt right it did it felt important to me
We drove down Dyke Road. Oh, did you? Did you enjoy that?
Of course. It was so wet. It was soaking wet.
When you were looking for some lesbos and you did not find any in Brighton.
Not yet. Life's long. Life is long.
Right. It's really annoying how straight people try to contextualize queerness in ways that are just so not how it works at all. Also how big headed.
And then they're saying that you can't get men. When you do come out and then all of the straight women around you are like, oh, let me guess. You liked me the whole time. You liked me the whole time and you're like... No, I have standards. No, I didn't think about you twice. I was thinking about Kelly Clarkson and Salma Hayek.
I mean, it's like, I wasn't, yeah.
I do feel like you would have game. Like, do you, when you are...
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