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Rachelle Hampton

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2871 total appearances

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Drew is like, my legs honestly starting to hurt a little bit and I'm not taking you back to my bunk room in a hostel. So they just end their night with a cute little make out and make plans to meet up the following morning for breakfast. Well, something I forgot to mention about Drew is that he has boyfriend energy, but he's also kind of a hopeless romantic. He's just a little too into Lord Byron.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Yeah.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Yeah.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

He loves the grand gesture.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

He loves the grand gesture.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Well, his friends have told him that he can accidentally love bomb people. It's never an accident. Well, Drew's like, it's just because the bar for romance is so low these days.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Well, his friends have told him that he can accidentally love bomb people. It's never an accident. Well, Drew's like, it's just because the bar for romance is so low these days.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

That's the name of the game here. Judge early and often.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

That's the name of the game here. Judge early and often.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

The morning after Drew and Oliver's makeout on the bench, Drew like hobbles his way around the neighborhood to prep a little breakfast picnic for the two of them. He buys some jam and fresh bread. When he sees a little bouquet of flowers, he's like, why not? Let's set the mood.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

The morning after Drew and Oliver's makeout on the bench, Drew like hobbles his way around the neighborhood to prep a little breakfast picnic for the two of them. He buys some jam and fresh bread. When he sees a little bouquet of flowers, he's like, why not? Let's set the mood.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

If someone did this for me, I would be like, you want to get married.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

If someone did this for me, I would be like, you want to get married.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

You want to have children with me.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

You want to have children with me.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Immediately. We'll start that paperwork right now. Yeah.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Immediately. We'll start that paperwork right now. Yeah.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

It's happening.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

It's happening.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Yeah, when Oliver sees Drew with all of his picnic supplies, Oliver is like the shocked Pikachu meme. His eyes wide open. It's too much. Drew's a little bit like, damn, bitch, you live like this? He's like, this is the bare minimum. You deserve better than this. Oliver gives him one of his little fucked up winks that's not really a wink.