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Rachelle Hampton

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2871 total appearances

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Yeah, when Oliver sees Drew with all of his picnic supplies, Oliver is like the shocked Pikachu meme. His eyes wide open. It's too much. Drew's a little bit like, damn, bitch, you live like this? He's like, this is the bare minimum. You deserve better than this. Oliver gives him one of his little fucked up winks that's not really a wink.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

And he's like, I'm starting to think I do deserve better. They go have their little picnic and they're resuming their flirty little banter. They're talking about their travels and their zodiac signs. Oliver is a Pisces. Drew is a Sagittarius. Okay. Okay. Oliver's telling Drew about his Venus and cancer when he's like, yeah, I can get attached to people a little bit too easily.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

And he's like, I'm starting to think I do deserve better. They go have their little picnic and they're resuming their flirty little banter. They're talking about their travels and their zodiac signs. Oliver is a Pisces. Drew is a Sagittarius. Okay. Okay. Oliver's telling Drew about his Venus and cancer when he's like, yeah, I can get attached to people a little bit too easily.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

And then Oliver is like, and I definitely absolutely believe in love at first sight.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

And then Oliver is like, and I definitely absolutely believe in love at first sight.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Drew's like, okay.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Drew's like, okay.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Well, then Oliver turns to him and is like, what if I told you that I love you? Wow. A man you have known for 30 hours has just asked you, what if I told you that I love you? What do you do?

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Well, then Oliver turns to him and is like, what if I told you that I love you? Wow. A man you have known for 30 hours has just asked you, what if I told you that I love you? What do you do?

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Well, Drew is like, since we met yesterday, I would, probably say I don't love you back yep and Oliver sort of laughs and is like yeah you're right it would be crazy if I said something like that and then Oliver's like but you know hypothetically how do you feel about long distance girl so Drew chokes on a passion fruit seed at this point

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Well, Drew is like, since we met yesterday, I would, probably say I don't love you back yep and Oliver sort of laughs and is like yeah you're right it would be crazy if I said something like that and then Oliver's like but you know hypothetically how do you feel about long distance girl so Drew chokes on a passion fruit seed at this point

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

He's like, my last relationship was long distance and it really didn't work, which is a lie. Do you think that this answer that Drew has given Oliver will satisfy Oliver?

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

He's like, my last relationship was long distance and it really didn't work, which is a lie. Do you think that this answer that Drew has given Oliver will satisfy Oliver?

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Yeah. Drew is like, I don't even really want to give him the chance to respond. So to distract Oliver, he starts making out with him. A flawless plan that works.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

Yeah. Drew is like, I don't even really want to give him the chance to respond. So to distract Oliver, he starts making out with him. A flawless plan that works.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

He manages to keep things light until they get back to the hostel. And Oliver's like, let me know your plans for tomorrow. And Drew's like, yep, I'll keep you posted. Bye. Bye. Huge news. Our Dowager Queen, Kelsey McKinney, wrote a New York Times bestselling book of beautiful essays about gossip. It's called You Didn't Hear This From Me, mostly true notes on gossip. And I am obsessed.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

He manages to keep things light until they get back to the hostel. And Oliver's like, let me know your plans for tomorrow. And Drew's like, yep, I'll keep you posted. Bye. Bye. Huge news. Our Dowager Queen, Kelsey McKinney, wrote a New York Times bestselling book of beautiful essays about gossip. It's called You Didn't Hear This From Me, mostly true notes on gossip. And I am obsessed.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves. It's about Britney Spears and Weston Caleb and Gilgamesh and Picasso. It's so fun. And not to be biased, but I kind of think it's pretty excellent. It's out right now in a hardback and a super sexy audiobook, which Kelsey narrates. You can buy wherever you buy your books. You can also go to KelseyMcKinneyBook.com to see all retailers.

Normal Gossip
A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves. It's about Britney Spears and Weston Caleb and Gilgamesh and Picasso. It's so fun. And not to be biased, but I kind of think it's pretty excellent. It's out right now in a hardback and a super sexy audiobook, which Kelsey narrates. You can buy wherever you buy your books. You can also go to KelseyMcKinneyBook.com to see all retailers.

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A United Nations of Red Flags with Sam Sanders

So Drew has just escaped Oliver. He gets back to his bunk room and he meets two new people who have moved in.