Rachelle Hampton

I get it. This feels like therapy. I know.

I get it. This feels like therapy. I know.

You sound like a perfect gossip.

You sound like a perfect gossip.

I mean, speaking of being a perfect gossip, a little birdie told me that you have some gossip for me.

I mean, speaking of being a perfect gossip, a little birdie told me that you have some gossip for me.

That is incredible. Both that she got away with it. Yeah. That she tried something new. I know. And that this probably created gossip for that community for a while. Oh, totally. Where it was like, who clogged the toilet at this party?

That is incredible. Both that she got away with it. Yeah. That she tried something new. I know. And that this probably created gossip for that community for a while. Oh, totally. Where it was like, who clogged the toilet at this party?

Well, that was some phenomenal gossip. And now I have some for you. Are you ready?

Well, that was some phenomenal gossip. And now I have some for you. Are you ready?

Today, our friend of a friend is named Ash. And there are three important things to know about Ash. The first is that he has just finished his junior year studying fine arts with a specialization in ceramics. The second, which is related to the first, is that he's having a hard time finding a summer job.

Today, our friend of a friend is named Ash. And there are three important things to know about Ash. The first is that he has just finished his junior year studying fine arts with a specialization in ceramics. The second, which is related to the first, is that he's having a hard time finding a summer job.

The third and the most important fact about Ash is that Ash is so hyper aware that this is his last summer, that this is the summer before his senior year of college, before he has to be an adult, before he has to worry about taxes. He's like, this is it. Do you remember this summer?

The third and the most important fact about Ash is that Ash is so hyper aware that this is his last summer, that this is the summer before his senior year of college, before he has to be an adult, before he has to worry about taxes. He's like, this is it. Do you remember this summer?

That is my worst fear.

That is my worst fear.

A simpler time? Yeah, yeah. Well, Ash is determined to have a capital A adventure that hopefully does not include bedbugs. He has spent every summer since he was 15 working at the Dairy Queen in his hometown, which is fun in its own way, but it doesn't give, like, capital A adventure. Which is how Ash finds himself applying to a bunch of overnight summer camp counselor jobs.

A simpler time? Yeah, yeah. Well, Ash is determined to have a capital A adventure that hopefully does not include bedbugs. He has spent every summer since he was 15 working at the Dairy Queen in his hometown, which is fun in its own way, but it doesn't give, like, capital A adventure. Which is how Ash finds himself applying to a bunch of overnight summer camp counselor jobs.

Our friend or friend told us, quote, it felt like that was the best way for me to get paid like a grown up while being able to live out the feral child summer of my dreams. Love that choice. OK, what do you think of our friend or friend's logic here?

Our friend or friend told us, quote, it felt like that was the best way for me to get paid like a grown up while being able to live out the feral child summer of my dreams. Love that choice. OK, what do you think of our friend or friend's logic here?