Rachelle Hampton

Someone call me. So this is the situation our friend or friend is entering, succession at Camp Gondor. Do you have any concerns for him?

Someone call me. So this is the situation our friend or friend is entering, succession at Camp Gondor. Do you have any concerns for him?

So to be fair to Ash, he didn't know about the royal family of Gondor until he arrived on the campgrounds in early June. He has just finished a self-administered crash course in fantasy novels. He has reread Fellowship of the Ring for the first time since he was 10. He's purchased a set of dice and he has brushed up on his paper mache skills.

So to be fair to Ash, he didn't know about the royal family of Gondor until he arrived on the campgrounds in early June. He has just finished a self-administered crash course in fantasy novels. He has reread Fellowship of the Ring for the first time since he was 10. He's purchased a set of dice and he has brushed up on his paper mache skills.

So when Ash arrives at the beautiful lakeside campgrounds of Camp Gondor, he feels as prepared as he possibly can be. He studied and he is ready for his capital A adventure, which is great because almost immediately after arriving at Gondor, Ash is introduced to Jeremiah. Hmm. Jeremiah is 23. He is a counselor for the 13-year-old cabin.

So when Ash arrives at the beautiful lakeside campgrounds of Camp Gondor, he feels as prepared as he possibly can be. He studied and he is ready for his capital A adventure, which is great because almost immediately after arriving at Gondor, Ash is introduced to Jeremiah. Hmm. Jeremiah is 23. He is a counselor for the 13-year-old cabin.

This is his fourth year as a counselor at Camp Gondor, so he's extremely knowledgeable, but also super chill about it. Ash told us that Jeremiah was tall and lanky in that adorable gangly way. And that as soon as Ash saw Jeremiah galumphing across the field with his long legs like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, I was a goner. And that's a direct quote.

This is his fourth year as a counselor at Camp Gondor, so he's extremely knowledgeable, but also super chill about it. Ash told us that Jeremiah was tall and lanky in that adorable gangly way. And that as soon as Ash saw Jeremiah galumphing across the field with his long legs like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, I was a goner. And that's a direct quote.

Did you have any cartoon crushes?

Did you have any cartoon crushes?

The tomcat? Yeah, he was so hot. He was. He was. These are all phenomenal choices. So Jeremiah is assigned to give Ash a tour. And Jeremiah is not just a pretty face. He is also a phenomenal tour guide. What kind of stuff do you think a camp like this would have?

The tomcat? Yeah, he was so hot. He was. He was. These are all phenomenal choices. So Jeremiah is assigned to give Ash a tour. And Jeremiah is not just a pretty face. He is also a phenomenal tour guide. What kind of stuff do you think a camp like this would have?

I'm getting the vibe that you would be a great counselor, Camp Gondor. Yeah, you're giving me great ideas for the summer. Jeremiah is giving this tour guide and he's like, here's the cabin. There's the lake. That's the mess hall. Normal camp stuff. Then he's like, this is the computer lab. The kids are only allowed in there for an hour a week. An hour a week? Oh, my God.

I'm getting the vibe that you would be a great counselor, Camp Gondor. Yeah, you're giving me great ideas for the summer. Jeremiah is giving this tour guide and he's like, here's the cabin. There's the lake. That's the mess hall. Normal camp stuff. Then he's like, this is the computer lab. The kids are only allowed in there for an hour a week. An hour a week? Oh, my God.

These kids are going to die. Jeremiah is like, that field is for practicing archery. That field is for swordplay. He shows Ash where the cape closet is and where they store the stockpile of SPF 75 for their very pale campers. Jeremiah's like, here's where the EpiPens are. We have a lot of kids with allergies here. If the younger kids want ponies, here's where the broomsticks are at.

These kids are going to die. Jeremiah is like, that field is for practicing archery. That field is for swordplay. He shows Ash where the cape closet is and where they store the stockpile of SPF 75 for their very pale campers. Jeremiah's like, here's where the EpiPens are. We have a lot of kids with allergies here. If the younger kids want ponies, here's where the broomsticks are at.

Oh, that's so gentle. Jeremiah also clues Ashen on all like the rules and lore of Camp Gondor. Jeremiah is like the king and queen were a little overconfident in their ability to repair things. So stuff's a little janky. And he's like, there's something else you should know. Oh, my God. The showers can suddenly go ice cold without warning. The beds creak more than you would really like them to.

Oh, that's so gentle. Jeremiah also clues Ashen on all like the rules and lore of Camp Gondor. Jeremiah is like the king and queen were a little overconfident in their ability to repair things. So stuff's a little janky. And he's like, there's something else you should know. Oh, my God. The showers can suddenly go ice cold without warning. The beds creak more than you would really like them to.

Sometimes they even creak when no one's near them. Mm-hmm.

Sometimes they even creak when no one's near them. Mm-hmm.