Rachelle Hampton

Except Drake. Not that one. Yeah.

Yeah. So Drew's like, thank you so much. I appreciate it. And the Canadians are like, you want to go to another bar?

Yeah. So Drew's like, thank you so much. I appreciate it. And the Canadians are like, you want to go to another bar?

Yeah. I feel like you would have gone home like two bars ago.

Yeah. I feel like you would have gone home like two bars ago.

Well, at this point, Drew's like... What else could go wrong? My leg is fucked up. My phone and wallet are gone. I have an Australian who is stalking me. So like, fuck it.

Well, at this point, Drew's like... What else could go wrong? My leg is fucked up. My phone and wallet are gone. I have an Australian who is stalking me. So like, fuck it.

So Drew and the Canadians, they find another bar. The Canadians stay true to their word and they cover Drew's tab and they're not stingy either. So everyone's feeling real good. And Drew's almost forgotten about his lost fanny pack.

So Drew and the Canadians, they find another bar. The Canadians stay true to their word and they cover Drew's tab and they're not stingy either. So everyone's feeling real good. And Drew's almost forgotten about his lost fanny pack.

And then into the bar walks Oliver.

And then into the bar walks Oliver.

At what point do coincidences count as stalking?

At what point do coincidences count as stalking?

At this point, you and Drew are now on the same wavelength because Drew's like, I'm done with this shit. Yeah. And he finally just tells the Canadians what's going on. He's like, you see that guy over there who looks like really Australian?

At this point, you and Drew are now on the same wavelength because Drew's like, I'm done with this shit. Yeah. And he finally just tells the Canadians what's going on. He's like, you see that guy over there who looks like really Australian?

He told me he loved me 24 hours after we met.

He told me he loved me 24 hours after we met.

As you should. I'm Mike White. And then Drew's like, I can't deal with this right now. Can we just leave? And the Canadians are rational people. And they're like, yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get out of here. Uh-huh. And they hustle Drew out of the bar before Oliver even gets a drink.

As you should. I'm Mike White. And then Drew's like, I can't deal with this right now. Can we just leave? And the Canadians are rational people. And they're like, yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get out of here. Uh-huh. And they hustle Drew out of the bar before Oliver even gets a drink.

So Drew's leg is hurting pretty badly at this point.