Ralph Barbosa
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1,680 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Aug 2025
Ralph Barbosa’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yes. Over this last year, you've built a house on your dad's property. Yeah. So here's the thing. I built the house on my dad's land. And the bottom floor. He lost it to me.
I built a house there and I wanted the bottom floor to just be all garage to fit as many cars as possible and the top floor be where we live. And once it was finished, like I didn't want to leave. So I also built what could be a body shop right next door to the house. And my uncle who taught me how to paint. You are living in a dirt bag. Dude, it's crazy. It's nuts.
My uncle who taught me how to paint was already looking to move with his family. And he has, you know, he had his place where he was living, but then he was also renting a shop. So I was like, how about you just move into my house? I stay at my dad's. You live in there with your family and you have a shop. And my uncle didn't want to do it. He's a very proud man.
He's like, no, no, I'll find my own thing. But I was like, man, just go.
It's a deal. Is the house close enough where he can get the business traffic or whatever? Nah, because he mostly just has his private customers. It isn't like a, hey, could I come in here and get fixed?
Yeah, he's been doing it so long. He just has his clients.
Yeah, so we have like a cult. Yeah, you're building a compound.
How many bedrooms is it? I don't remember the square footage, but it's three bedrooms. There's like a guest bath. So in total, there's like three places you could shower. Damn. That's nice.
I just drew it out the best that I could.
And then I drew a big walk-in closet, and I wanted a Batman-style entrance to go down. Like a pole? No, it's not a pole. It's like a little ladder. And so if you're in the garage, it looks like it's a part of the little pillar coming out of the wall. It looks like it's part of the thing. But there's a secret door. You can just go through there.
You are blowing cash. I fucking love this kid. Hold on. Before you think of this really cool bachelor paddle, that stuff is technically not finished, those parts. Okay.
Yeah, we got those, like, those, I don't know what you call them, but there's AC and heat.
I mean, I drive them. No, but I mean, like, they're ready to go. They're sitting there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The day-to-day car, it depends. Like, for a little while, I was driving around this 1998 Nissan 240. And those cars, it's, like, real low to the ground. It doesn't have much power, but it feels like you're driving around a go-kart. But I never put insurance or, like, got it registered. Jesus. So I stopped driving it because I kept getting pulled over. Makes sense.
But a lot of the police that would pull me over would be like, hey, man, you're funny. They're like, get on out of here, you wacky. Crazy kids. Those Barboses are up to no good out there. One guy was just like, yeah, I don't know who you are. You're getting tickets. Sure. Do you say to them, hey, I'm a comedian? Nah.
I just, I just like, sorry, but I'll tell them right when they pull me over, like, sir, he's got Netflix queued up. I should be like, sir, I'm going to let you know right now. I got no insurance, no tags. Like before, like, I'm not going to lie to you.
I tell them, I'm like, I don't know, because I live in a small Texas town. I'm like out in the country. So I'm like, I don't go far. I was like, I hope you don't think I was trying to take this far. Like, I'm just picking up my kid from school. Damn.
There's my friend's old plates. Oh, so there are plates on it. The guy I bought it from, yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Nah.
If you look at this car, you're like, no. Man. But it's fun to drive.
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