Ralph Barbosa
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1,680 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Aug 2025
Ralph Barbosa’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah. So you got the kids running around, all that shit? You know, my son lives with me, so they're always playing with my son. He has cousins and stuff, so yeah. It's sick. I love it.
Yeah? Yeah. I thought you were going to say like a pickup truck.
You just drove it for the nostalgia?
16? Yeah. Do you mind me asking what year is this?
You got the collectible Tobey Maguire popcorn tin can.
Had enough to make out point to strike out. You got some juvenile plans. Shorty look good. Won't you back that ass up?
You were driving the Lumina like you're a window shop. Oh, man. Yeah. You're looking in the rear view like, what'd you say? Get up on my car. Get up on my car.
I got this cool poster. It's like framed. It's like this framed poster. It's a painting of cars on the highway. Really? Yeah.
uh like a hundred bucks really throwing it around mostly frame money there you know it's cool it's like i'll go to walmart and just ball out and everybody's looking at me like the hell i guess because i was balling out at a walmart do you take the family will you take like well some of the kids be there get whatever you want uh a couple times but mostly i'll just run in there and i'll get a bunch of pants how many pants
Man, I'll buy like a ridiculous amount of pants. What's a ridiculous amount of pants? I'll buy like 20 pairs of pants.
I'll find like a pair and I'll buy like four of those and then like four of these. One time I bought like just a whole bunch of pants. You made the news for being the weirdest guy. And I bought a bunch of waters. There's a lot of us. I bought like a bunch of cases of waters. And everybody's looking at me like, this guy must pee his pants a lot. And the adult diapers are in the back.
You guys do Thanksgiving at the house? Hell yeah. Love Thanksgiving. Okay. Being Mexican, every now and then there's one family member that will be like, Maybe I can make fajita and enchiladas. And I'm like, shut up. We are Mexican. Those are foods that we just, those are regular foods for us. We have those every day of the year. Every other day.
I mean, they could throw it in, but you're not going to completely like. No, of course. You got to have the fucking turkey. Yeah, so every now and then there's one family member that I'm like, you're not in charge of Thanksgiving. You shut your pie hole.
It's got the layers on it on top. Yeah, we just rub some mayo with a brush. That'd probably be pretty good. We're going to fry one. There you go. So we made a deal. The women will... Keep it old school down there. The women shut their fucking mouths. The women will cover their ankles out of respect. No, the women are going to bake one, and the men will fry one. Okay. Outside.
Yeah. It's great.
We've always done it. I just thought it was a very cholesterol-y type thing. Yeah. It's fun.
Make sure it's thawed out. I've had some bad experiences trying to fry food. I learned how to fry food. One time I tried to fry chicken, and I didn't know that... It was alive?
God damn it. I thought it was like, you know, crabs. You got to throw them in alive. No, I didn't know that cooking oil doesn't like bubble up when it's at boiling temperature. So I'm like waiting for it to get to boiling temperature. And finally, I'm like, I see it bubbling. And then I threw in the chicken, but it was like way too hot. The whole house almost burned down. God damn. Yeah. Man.
But I got it done after that. Okay. He said that with a point of pride. Yeah.
Hell yeah. I made my own little, like, batter. I don't remember what all I put. Just seasonings that I thought smelled good. Put, like, some Cajun seasoning. I mixed up some egg yolk with, like, Frank's hot sauce.
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