Ralph Barbosa
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1,680 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Aug 2025
Ralph Barbosa’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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That sounds pretty good, though. Like an egg wash? Man, that thing was smacking. That's what the kids say these days. It's a smack. That's what the young kids are saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I never know. Sometimes we're like, yeah, just these people. And then it ends up being more. Sometimes we invite everybody and nobody shows up. That ever happen to you? Sure. When you're like just the immediate who lives in this house and then like more people show up? Sure. But then the year you invite everybody, you're like, we're never inviting them again.
I don't know.
I hope there's no expectations. I let everybody know that there are. I don't know if I can. You can cuss on here, right? Yeah. I let everybody know that there are pieces of shit.
He's the biggest piece of shit. But I'll buy them gifts. Now I look like Scrooge, you know?
Bunch of your old pants. But like that, as long as I keep reminding them that they're all pieces of shit to me, no matter what I get them, it's all like exceeded expectations. Yeah, it's a plus. Sure.
Buddy. As you say out here in New York, forget about it.
Yeah, my uncle's golden. That guy only that guy only pays you back in favors. I love it. That's great. Ask for favors and pays you back in favor.
Yeah, so to speak.
I asked other comedians, do they have business managers and stuff like that? And they recommended this one dude. And he's been cool, but I also think he gets mad a lot, and he kind of just gave up on me. Because he, like, will tell me, like, don't do this, do this instead of do that. And I'm like, nah, dude, I'm doing this. I'm like, this car, I can't pass up this deal.
So you have access to all the fun, so you can just do whatever you want. Yeah. I've always told people, like, I won't, this money won't last. But I never did it for the money anyway.
There you go. They fucked up giving me money, man.
Bro, there's dudes that I haven't had a class with since middle school. What? And I'm like, bro, I've only just liked your Facebook posts over the last 15 years. They think they're in. And then one day it just sent me a message, and I didn't open it. This happened from a few different people where I don't open it.
I don't have my notifications on, so I can't see what the message is, like, at all. I can only every now and then when I check my messages on Instagram or Facebook, I'll see that there is a message. So I can only see the first few words. That's enough. Yeah.
It's just like... So I saw one, and it was just like, hey, man, what's... And then I'm like, all right. And then... I didn't say nothing back. I was like, maybe I'll open it tomorrow or something, right? And like an hour later, I saw it again, and it said, it just has to be paid by. No, it does not. I was like, all right.
You got to beat me in horse. How bad do you want this loan? Own the whole town.
If you are now.
What is that?
I went to a school called North Mesquite High School. North Mesquite High School. That's right. I remember. Yeah.
Oh, dang. It's a garbage town.
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