Ralph Barbosa
speaker
1,680 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Aug 2025
Ralph Barbosa’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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A little bit of me was like, fuck, man. I got to wait another four years to get one of those. That shit was badass.
Do it. But the crowd went crazy. And so I went up. There's like these steps on that metal little gate thing that holds the crowd back. So I went up on those steps, and I just went like that. And then I started crowd surfing. And they almost dropped me a few times.
And I had this chain on, which I don't even wear jewelry like that, but I had been in Houston like the week before, like a few days before that. That's a Houston passport. Yeah, this jeweler came, and he hooked it up with a chain, gave me a good price, and I was like, man, I have to get it. Like, I just have to.
I was wearing the chain, but as soon as I was crowd surfing, I was just holding on to it the whole time. I was like, I don't trust you degenerates.
And then I had my left hand in my pocket because I didn't want my phone to fall out. And there was a couple times where they dropped me, but then they'd catch me. And one of the ones, they dropped me in my head, almost hit the ground, and they caught me, and then they just launched me.
Yeah, just torpedoed out like a whale coming out of the water or something. Dolphin style. And then I ended up, I landed on my feet. And then, like, everybody's looking around, and that's when, like, the music, like, the beats dropping. So we're like, wah, wah, wah. So we're just, like, just dancing and hopping and stuff. And Jaime and OT's security guard came to, like, all right, that's enough.
Like, get him out, you know? And so they got me back out there. But, yeah, it was nuts. How did you link up with him? How did you become buddies with him? Um... Not his last album, but a couple albums ago, he did this album called The Lone Star Luchador. And I did audio skits for it. Ah, nice. And I wrote this skit where me and him were the commentators at a wrestling match.
And I just created these stupid characters like the Invisible Masturbator and stuff like that. That's a good bit, dude. I don't care where you're from. That's a good bit. Yeah. I forgot what the name of the other ones were, but it was fun, and I got to meet up with him and record. I don't know. He's been cool people ever since.
I had a couple shows in Austin, and he was going to be there at the same time, and he's like, man, stay an extra day and come to Austin City Limits with me. There you go. Yeah. All right, how's that backstage with him? That was dope. That was sick. Because with O.T. 's backstage, you can be backstage and you can go just party with the crowd. Sure.
I didn't know that there was a rider for a long time. And my agent was like... Bringing his own lunch? What the fuck? I was just packing a sandwich.
Pieces of shit. Now, I didn't know there was a writer at first, and we started hitting theaters, you know, in January, and my agent was like, bro, these theaters will provide whatever you need.
Yeah, whatever you want. So I was like, all right, well, I don't know. I was like, but like soda, hot Cheetos and, you know, my agent would always check up. He's like, is there anything else you want? I mean, like anything, like is the temperature in the rooms OK? And I'm like, bro, we can tell them what temperature to put the green room? And he's like, yeah. So I was like, all right, all right.
From now on, every green room that I go into, write it in there that I want it to be at 69 degrees. And like, I forgot about it, though. They'll do it in most places. And if they don't, I don't even care. But I forgot about it. And then like a couple months ago, I did a college gig in New Mexico. And the building was pretty old, so the green room was, like, way down in the basement.
And it's, like, this dressing room type thing. And they had all these, like, those, like, electric fans. And, like, they had one of the ones that, with the big old tube, like. Like an indoor. Like an indoor thing. And then they had, like, these little fans. And then they had, like, a thermometer in there. Yeah. And they're like, oh, man, you know, it's like an old building. It doesn't have a seat.
But don't worry, Mr. Barbosa, we're trying our best to get it to 69 degrees. And I was like, oh, shit, I forgot all about that. I was like, you don't got to do that, man. Yeah, that's right.
You drink regular soda or you drink diet soda? I drink diet soda. So I'll have, like, both. I'll have, like, Dr. Peppers and Diet Dr. Peppers. It's like a Forrest Gump.
I tell people all the time, I'm just Forrest Gump in it, like... I just like running.
What the hell? He's about to hit a mosh pit. I'll tell him put like whatever chips, but I was like hot Cheetos, hot fries, because sometimes I like to get like a hot Cheetos and hot fries on the same plate, and then there's like lemons and limes on my rider, so I can squeeze lemon on it.
Hot fries from the people from the company that buy you hot Cheetos. The sticks. They're little sticks. They're red. Yeah, like hot fries. But there's also the other brand of hot fries. Okay, so not those. But sometimes they'll bring those, and I love those too.
You're eating the off-brand hot fries? The hot Cheeto ones. Chester's. Chester's hot fries. That's the Cheetos name. Chester's hot fries? Even though that was a thing. Yeah, he also makes hot fries, Chester. I got to get back out there. Yeah, oh, it's a whole new world, my friend. But I'll take either hot fry.
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