Ralphie May
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Podcast Appearances
I know they timed me two days in a row to cut it down to seven and a half.
So they were pretty strict with me.
But there's some people I think they're just afraid of alienating and they're like, you know what?
Better we don't drill them.
Oh my God.
Blacks are... No, this is not racist.
Because the only black on the day is for David Hasselhoff with George Hamilton.
But...
I've done roasts with black people.
We did a bunch of roasts for Howard Stern.
And we roasted Daniel Carver, the KKK guy.
And he had a bunch of black guys doing it.
I don't think black guys, I mean, really know the roasting art.
Like, unless they really have studied it.
Right.
How long did you spend on your Hasselhoff jokes?
Oh, my God, like a month.
You really, to do this well, you have to prepare a month, you know?
Right.
And you have to, like, Comedy Central also, they have writers for all the celebrities, you know, like Pam Anderson, Jerry Springer, Hulk Hogan, who is hilarious.