Ralphie May
👤 Speaker
814
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
That's why you chewed him down.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Yeah, exactly.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
I apologize.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Give it a flick.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
I shouldn't have got those extensions, but is that all right?
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Oh, yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
So I'm talking to him, and he does the Peninsula Flowers, the Beverly Hills.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
You know, he does a lot of big places, so I should have known early on it was going to be a lot of dough.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
So he says to us once, he goes, you know, it would be beautiful if you re-carpeted the Friars Club in Tiffany blue, because that's our color.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
He goes, don't worry, it's not expensive.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Guess how much it was.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
How much?
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
One room, 11 grand.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
I said, cross that freaking thing off, Jew bastard.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Don't think that's not enough to me.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Wow.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
You know how long it takes me to earn $11,000?
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
An hour.
Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)
Three minutes on stage.