Random Comedian
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283 appearances
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first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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Sorry. I don't know if that was... Mommy. Mommy. Hey. Hey, I'm sitting here with Tom Segura. You know the comedian Tom Segura. I always watch on Netflix.
Oh, my God. He's crazy as hell. All right, let me, I wanted to tell you about, you know, it's time to get serious. I wanted to tell you that, can you please explain to him that I actually took karate seriously and how many years I did karate and what belt I am? I'm not going to tell her.
I wouldn't lie to you, man. Mommy. Hi, Mommy. No, you can't call her Mommy. That's not my son.
Mama. I mean, children would like to be my child. The people come up to me and say, please. All right, Mama. Let's get back to it.
It's a mix. It's called Tongsudo. Tongsudo. That's what it is. It is called a Korean martial arts. Thank you, Mama.
That's racist, man. Hold on, mommy. All right, keep going, keep going.
Yeah, that's what I told you.
All right, mama. We, uh, we'll, we'll, we'll, yeah, he just, that was fantastic.
80.
Not at 80, man.
Well, the time is ticking.
Does she keep the regular phone line still going? My grandma keeps her phone line, the house phone, still going.
Yeah. That doesn't make sense, though.
But they don't understand that. I think they grew up in an era where the phones were only plugged into the wall.
You're right. And I'll pick it up. If I'm in this area, I'm picking it up. But other than that, yeah.
I thought you made that whole thing up. No, no, no. I actually did Tang Soo Do. I just forgot the name. I know I've studied Taekwondo in the midst of that. But, yeah, I did a lot of stuff, man. I've done a lot of crazy shit, man.
No, I don't give a piss about none of that shit. I think I just love Roll Tide Willie.
The team is like, I don't give a fuck.
No, I'm not a fan of any of those teams.
I love Roll Tide Willie. He's such a good dude, man. He wakes up every morning. He's drinking from sunup to sundown. You've got to really give it to somebody who's that committed to being an alcoholic.
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