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Just did a Super Bowl commercial.

Ben Affleck and a couple other people.

Ben Affleck and a couple other people.

Ben Affleck and a couple other people.

You know, I get it. You understand. Yeah, no, other than that, nah, I think I have a big list of stuff that I... Every year, I've been writing my goals since, like, fucking... I was in my dorm in 2015. Do you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a serious note, I really do write out each goal I have and specifically put, all right, this year I want to do this, this, this, this. And it doesn't always work.

You know, I get it. You understand. Yeah, no, other than that, nah, I think I have a big list of stuff that I... Every year, I've been writing my goals since, like, fucking... I was in my dorm in 2015. Do you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a serious note, I really do write out each goal I have and specifically put, all right, this year I want to do this, this, this, this. And it doesn't always work.

You know, I get it. You understand. Yeah, no, other than that, nah, I think I have a big list of stuff that I... Every year, I've been writing my goals since, like, fucking... I was in my dorm in 2015. Do you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a serious note, I really do write out each goal I have and specifically put, all right, this year I want to do this, this, this, this. And it doesn't always work.

Right. And not everything happens that year, but eventually it transpires. Eventually it transpires, but I think there's something... about writing it down. I don't know what it is. Cause I even had a year where I was typing it in my phone. It doesn't, it's not the same. It doesn't, it doesn't happen. It's like just typing it out. It's not, it's just all bullshit.

Right. And not everything happens that year, but eventually it transpires. Eventually it transpires, but I think there's something... about writing it down. I don't know what it is. Cause I even had a year where I was typing it in my phone. It doesn't, it's not the same. It doesn't, it doesn't happen. It's like just typing it out. It's not, it's just all bullshit.

Right. And not everything happens that year, but eventually it transpires. Eventually it transpires, but I think there's something... about writing it down. I don't know what it is. Cause I even had a year where I was typing it in my phone. It doesn't, it's not the same. It doesn't, it doesn't happen. It's like just typing it out. It's not, it's just all bullshit.

I think writing it down and then putting it like somewhere where you see it every day is, is meaningful.

I think writing it down and then putting it like somewhere where you see it every day is, is meaningful.

I think writing it down and then putting it like somewhere where you see it every day is, is meaningful.

yeah sure and you you see your your goals right now yeah i always i always do that shit and and on a serious note i think i really do believe that works and speaking it of course you know you probably written down goals yeah sure and and talking about i have and talk you don't i don't ever see that side of you man you never talk about that type of shit what do you mean about like ambition and like you know inspirational side of

yeah sure and you you see your your goals right now yeah i always i always do that shit and and on a serious note i think i really do believe that works and speaking it of course you know you probably written down goals yeah sure and and talking about i have and talk you don't i don't ever see that side of you man you never talk about that type of shit what do you mean about like ambition and like you know inspirational side of

yeah sure and you you see your your goals right now yeah i always i always do that shit and and on a serious note i think i really do believe that works and speaking it of course you know you probably written down goals yeah sure and and talking about i have and talk you don't i don't ever see that side of you man you never talk about that type of shit what do you mean about like ambition and like you know inspirational side of

Oh, yeah, you're right. I probably don't. You're always fucking off and fucking bitches. Every time I see you, man, you're always trying to get... You're fucking hoes in other cities while you're touring.

Oh, yeah, you're right. I probably don't. You're always fucking off and fucking bitches. Every time I see you, man, you're always trying to get... You're fucking hoes in other cities while you're touring.

Oh, yeah, you're right. I probably don't. You're always fucking off and fucking bitches. Every time I see you, man, you're always trying to get... You're fucking hoes in other cities while you're touring.

That's true. I do know that about you. No, I know. Everything else is like, oh, when I'm touring, I'm always fucking hoes. But what's the real side of Tom Segura?