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first heard Jan 2025
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mention this but like we also connected in our admiration for the culinary yes genius uh that is uh the uh the fucking chef fancy chef fancy chef yeah man fancy black chef pull him up let's let's see um oh there he is yeah that guy is fucking interesting see what he's making today oh do you ever notice the flies flying around some of the food at his house when he's
Did you ever see the table set up where he had flies around the fruit?
It's just bullshit, though, man.
Which one was better?
Well, yeah. He's definitely been at the Burlington Coke Factory, as you can see. He's... This guy... I don't understand how people are...
letting him wear and usually he doesn't have this bullshit on usually he has this chef yeah full thing and he's and he's walking through people's kitchens so i don't know what they're telling him before he walks in like the other co-workers i don't know what they're telling them because people are always confused can we get like a video well this is that this is in philly he went into up to a cheese it was at pat's or gino's i forget
And then it's just cuts? That's just done?
I think somebody, well, that's not a black spot. I'll tell you that. He went to one. Well, somebody's going to beat the shit out of this guy. I'm just going to let you know.
Can we get one of him going into a kitchen and like, There was one where he's just like walking around.
Where's he getting the money? I don't know. Well, I think we could take a good guess of where money is coming from.
I don't know if we could find anything of him in a kitchen.
Yeah.
That's in a restaurant. Let's see.
That looks like a corner store. The machines behind them show that. There's nothing fancy about that place.
Nah, he's a very good guy.
Yeah, he was on Coulda Been House season two. So we're going to see that? Yeah, we're going to see him cook on the show. Wow. I don't want to give it away too much of what he did, but he, well, he demanded a lot of stuff before he got there. So can we talk about what he, he told us that he does nothing less than like $50,000 and he brought you up.
This is why I wanted to talk about, he said, Tom Segura paid me six figures. He said, you know, and then he asked me, you know, Tom Segura, the comedian, the standup comedian. I said, yes, he paid you six. He said, yes. He said, so I want $50,000. He said, everything I do first class, straight up. He said, I don't do no, everything I do is first class.
So we're like, all right, we'll get you first class. We don't know, we'll give you the money here. 100%, we had no intention of giving him any fucking money. Not a chance. We're not giving him any money. But yeah, we flew him there and then he's like, yo, I need a chef outfit. And we're like, okay, we'll find you one. Like, what's your size? And like, he just went on a rant of lists of food items.
But also he told us that he... We wanted seafood. Straight up, he told us, I don't like the smell of seafood, so I won't cook it. I'm like, what type of fucking chef do you order and fly to a place and then tells you, I personally don't like it. Like, he's cooking for himself. It's like, yo, we want that, man. It didn't make sense. So, yeah, that's the most I can say. It went on to be, yeah.
And scallops.
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